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purple hayes
post May 27 2009, 06:18 PM
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how should I let my wife know that she'll need to sign for me new guitar when the UPS man delivers it tomorrow?

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post May 27 2009, 06:22 PM
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post May 27 2009, 06:24 PM
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Whaha wink.gif Promise an afternoon of shopping?


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post May 27 2009, 06:36 PM
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Whaha wink.gif Promise an afternoon of shopping?

Yeah, shopping for new shoes for her! rolleyes.gif
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post May 27 2009, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (purple hayes @ May 27 2009, 06:18 PM) *
how should I let my wife know that she'll need to sign for me new guitar when the UPS man delivers it tomorrow?

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Dude....you're so screwed. Any "wife credit" that you had....if you had any....is totally wiped out and you are now in the hole with the equivalent of 30% interest accrueing daily. Bottom line.....you'll never pay it off=you're totally screwed..... tongue.gif laugh.gif
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post May 27 2009, 06:38 PM
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dont tell her its a guitar >.> say its.... a ... .. . gorilla? i dont know but you get the idea lol biggrin.gif


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post May 27 2009, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE (lcsdds @ May 27 2009, 08:37 PM) *
Dude....you're so screwed. Any "wife credit" that you had....if you had any....is totally wiped out and you are now in the hole with the equivalent of 30% interest accrueing daily. Bottom line.....you'll never pay it off=you're totally screwed..... tongue.gif laugh.gif

Ahahahaha I`ll write it down for my future laugh.gif
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post May 27 2009, 07:24 PM
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Tell her you bought a piano.... wait... then say, noooo! it's just a guitar!! laugh.gif


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post May 27 2009, 08:18 PM
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i like frans idea,

id say something like:

"oh honey this is a gift i got you!" *open it* "OH MY GOD they sent you the wrong gift...oh well...i guess ill take it)


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post May 28 2009, 10:37 AM
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QUOTE (lcsdds @ May 27 2009, 01:37 PM) *
Dude....you're so screwed. Any "wife credit" that you had....if you had any....is totally wiped out and you are now in the hole with the equivalent of 30% interest accrueing daily. Bottom line.....you'll never pay it off=you're totally screwed..... tongue.gif laugh.gif


I upped the ante with a bottle of wine to go with the dozen roses. It seemed to go well. I'll send her an e-mail this morning that she'll need to sign for a package.

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post May 28 2009, 10:54 AM
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Hi dude just tell her..(it is in fact your money isn't it)

no beating around the bush...

but that is a Dutch way

play "Closer to the heart" for her on your new axe,...

if that doesn't help...

.... take her out for the cinema, diner, a pick nick, a holiday weekend, you name it man,


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post May 28 2009, 11:26 AM
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Just apply for the Divorce now!!!!!!!
Before she does!!!!
Go for the 'Mental Cruelty' angle!!! (She wouldn't let me buy a new Guitar!!!)
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post May 28 2009, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE (playaxeman @ May 28 2009, 05:54 AM) *
Hi dude just tell her..(it is in fact your money isn't it)


Yeah, it's definitely my money. It's just that look I get when I get GAS.
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post May 28 2009, 01:08 PM
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post May 28 2009, 01:15 PM
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Man don't worry about it, just give some additional attention, and take her out to dinner to "celebrate your love" or something similar. That is always a nice thing to do. smile.gif


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post May 28 2009, 01:50 PM
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I'm like playaxeman. Just tell her.

Of course if you had an agreement that you broke by buying it then you deserves the trouble your dishonest actions are going to get you.

But if there was no reason you couldnt buy it, then what are you "paying" for?




QUOTE (playaxeman @ May 28 2009, 04:54 AM) *
Hi dude just tell her..(it is in fact your money isn't it)

no beating around the bush...

but that is a Dutch way

play "Closer to the heart" for her on your new axe,...

if that doesn't help...

.... take her out for the cinema, diner, a pick nick, a holiday weekend, you name it man,



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post May 28 2009, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (Fran @ May 27 2009, 07:24 PM) *
Tell her you bought a piano.... wait... then say, noooo! it's just a guitar!! laugh.gif


+1 Bien Fran. laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post May 28 2009, 08:42 PM
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Purple,

i encourage you to watch eddie murphys old stand up "raw"


which is talk about divorce...and how she will take "half"

go to hulu.com -> search eddie murphy raw and watch it for free


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post May 28 2009, 08:54 PM
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I just buy a Kinder Bueno and a bunch of Tulips and I am ok for the whole week smile.gif


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post May 28 2009, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (Emir Hot @ May 28 2009, 09:54 PM) *
I just buy a Kinder Bueno and a bunch of Tulips and I am ok for the whole week smile.gif

biggrin.gif What a cool wife. laugh.gif
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