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post Jul 15 2009, 05:32 AM
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I find these to be quite funny! laugh.gif

Dumb in a way, But they still made me laugh.
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--A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


--Delivery of Christmas gifts by Santa to the children of the world is now accomplished by riding Rudolf the red-shift
reindeer

--Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather
attractive.


--Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."


--Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? ''


--It is reported that Copernicus' parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."


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Anyone else got any dumb jokes that really arent that funny but you still laugh at?



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post Jul 15 2009, 06:44 AM
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laugh.gif Hahaha very nice ones, I love those kind of jokes


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post Jul 15 2009, 07:22 AM
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I feel some stupid sometimes laughing a lot with these kind of jokes!. Hahaha. Great ones


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post Jul 15 2009, 10:26 AM
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omg, dont get me started......

Bear walks into a bar and says "can I have............................................................................
..a pint of lager please?" barman says "Whats with the big pause?" (Paws? Geddit? lol)

Englishman, irishman and a scotsman are running from the police and dive down an alley to hide in three sacks, policeman kicks the first sack with the englishman in and he says "Miaow!!", policeman says, "its only a cat, move on" they kick the second sack containing the scotsman who says"woof!", policeman says "its a dog, go check the last sack!" the irishman has been listening intently and has the perfect cover, as the policeman kicks the sack he is in he says....."potatoes".......

ah well, i tried.......... rolleyes.gif

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post Jul 15 2009, 11:52 AM
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--Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

this one is actually pretty good biggrin.gif



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post Jul 15 2009, 12:15 PM
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Well I only got 3 of them but they were pretty funny. biggrin.gif
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post Jul 15 2009, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE (sted @ Jul 15 2009, 10:26 AM) *
Englishman, irishman and a scotsman are running from the police and dive down an alley to hide in three sacks, policeman kicks the first sack with the englishman in and he says "Miaow!!", policeman says, "its only a cat, move on" they kick the second sack containing the scotsman who says"woof!", policeman says "its a dog, go check the last sack!" the irishman has been listening intently and has the perfect cover, as the policeman kicks the sack he is in he says....."potatoes".......


Ah, that's good old fashioned family racism, hehe.
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post Jul 15 2009, 12:26 PM
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haha cool jokes. I didn't know about this category


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My translation might suck, but here's the joke:

Rabbit comes to bear's bakery and asks him:
Bear, do you have 2 metres long bread?
-No man, the only bread I have is one metre long.
Next day rabbit comes to bear and ask him the same question. Bear answers:
-Sorry man, I told you I've got only one-metre bread.
Next day and same situation. Bear got upset and decided to bake this 2-metres bread.
When rabbit came and asked bear about his bread, bear answered:
-Yeah, I baked this fu**** 2-metres bread specially for you!
Rabit says: Great, then give me half of it!


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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Jul 15 2009, 06:32 AM) *
I find these to be quite funny! laugh.gif

Dumb in a way, But they still made me laugh.
_ _ _ _

--A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


--Delivery of Christmas gifts by Santa to the children of the world is now accomplished by riding Rudolf the red-shift
reindeer

--Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather
attractive.


--Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."


--Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? ''


--It is reported that Copernicus' parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."


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Anyone else got any dumb jokes that really arent that funny but you still laugh at?



biggrin.gif Not exactly funny like 'lmao', but fun to read smile.gif


QUOTE (sted @ Jul 15 2009, 11:26 AM) *
omg, dont get me started......

Bear walks into a bar and says "can I have............................................................................
..a pint of lager please?" barman says "Whats with the big pause?" (Paws? Geddit? lol)

Englishman, irishman and a scotsman are running from the police and dive down an alley to hide in three sacks, policeman kicks the first sack with the englishman in and he says "Miaow!!", policeman says, "its only a cat, move on" they kick the second sack containing the scotsman who says"woof!", policeman says "its a dog, go check the last sack!" the irishman has been listening intently and has the perfect cover, as the policeman kicks the sack he is in he says....."potatoes".......

ah well, i tried.......... rolleyes.gif


Ha ha ha biggrin.gif This one is great!

QUOTE (Duncan @ Jul 15 2009, 01:26 PM) *
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't great, the but the reception was excellent.


Ha ha ha! biggrin.gif


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