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Staffy View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 08:46 AM
Aug 11 2009, 08:46 AM	Learning Tone Master Posts: 2.294 Joined: 18-June 09 From: Genarp, Sweden	As I found this thread extremely interesting, Im going to pass some good tips on how to handle german girls. (btw. Im pretty good at girls myself, my empty bed, my empty bank account and two children proves that) First of all: NEVER mention the war! (fans of Fawlty Towers knows what I mean) Secondly, all girls love when You sing for them, so I provided a well-known German song with the text below. Learning it should'nt be difficult, since nothing happened in German music since J.S Bach. Happy hunting!!!! Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran bei jung und alt und in der Stadt und auf dem Land sind wir als Eiermann und Eiermann bekannt Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran das sind die allerdicksten Dotter, die man jemals sah unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A jeden Morgen um halb fünf manchmal auch noch frher stehen wir auf auf unsrem Hof und wecken unsre Hühner wir locken sie mit putputput so daá sie uns vertrauen dann picken sie die Körner und wir können die Eier klauen Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran bei jung und alt und in der Stadt und auf dem Land sind wir als Eiermann und Eiermann bekannt Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran das sind die allerdicksten Dotter, die man jemals sah unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A unser Ei kommt garantiert vom frohen Federvieh nicht so schlappe Kugeln aus der Legebatterie auf unserm Hof können Hühner noch frei picken und frei kratzen wir wünschen Guten Appetit, sie können ruhig schmatzen Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran bei jung und alt und in der Stadt und auf dem Land sind wir als Eiermann und Eiermann bekannt Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran das sind die allerdicksten Dotter, die man jemals sah unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran bei jung und alt und in der Stadt und auf dem Land sind wir als Eiermann und Eiermann bekannt Klingelingeling Klingelingeling hier kommt der Eiermann Klingelingeling kommen sie alle alle an die Eier ran das sind die allerdicksten Dotter, die man jemals sah unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A unsre Eier die sind Güteklasse A You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace

edguy View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 09:25 AM
Aug 11 2009, 09:25 AM	Learning Roadie Posts: 532 Joined: 13-February 07 From: Germany, BW	HAHAHAHAHHA Staffy you are so funny You know a very famous german song "Der Eiermann" Do you know what "Eier" are?? I wouldn't sing that song for a girl because it could be understand the wrong way:) You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My gear: Schecter Blackjack ATX FR Ibanez SA 220 Fm Line 6 POD HD (Desktop)

Staffy View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 09:43 AM
Aug 11 2009, 09:43 AM	Learning Tone Master Posts: 2.294 Joined: 18-June 09 From: Genarp, Sweden	QUOTE (edguy @ Aug 11 2009, 10:25 AM) HAHAHAHAHHA Staffy you are so funny You know a very famous german song "Der Eiermann" Do you know what "Eier" are?? I wouldn't sing that song for a girl because it could be understand the wrong way:) Sure I know what "Eier" is, its eggs... but also I think its a word for someone who likes the same gender, but maybe I'm wrong.... I was playing a lot on the boats to Germany in the 80's, and we always gets requests on this song, which is just as stupid as the "Bird Song".. But there are some others as well ... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace

Marc_Maiden View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 07:56 PM
Aug 11 2009, 07:56 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.164 Joined: 23-October 08 From: Fremont, CA	wowww im going to blow this german girl out of the water! i only have 10 months, so i gotta make it good.... ok so i guess the next step would be to ask her to get some coffees or something like that "Clara, I would like to take you out for coffee sometime this week, how does that sound?" oh, and ill probably go to a starbucks with wifi so i can stay connected with you guys for live translation hahaha You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- - Marc Current Set up: Atomic Reactor 2x12 Cab/power amp with a Digitech rp1000 as a preamp Schecter c1 plus electric guitar

twist View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 08:05 PM
Aug 11 2009, 08:05 PM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	QUOTE (Marc_Maiden @ Aug 11 2009, 08:56 PM) wowww im going to blow this german girl out of the water! i only have 10 months, so i gotta make it good.... ok so i guess the next step would be to ask her to get some coffees or something like that "Clara, I would like to take you out for coffee sometime this week, how does that sound?" oh, and ill probably go to a starbucks with wifi so i can stay connected with you guys for live translation hahaha This threads kind of funny Your sentence would translate to something like: "Clara, ich würde gerne mit dir Kaffee trinken gehen irgendwann diese Woche. Was hälst du davon?" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- rivers just happen

Marc_Maiden View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 08:06 PM
Aug 11 2009, 08:06 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.164 Joined: 23-October 08 From: Fremont, CA	thanks!!! ill keep yee posted You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- - Marc Current Set up: Atomic Reactor 2x12 Cab/power amp with a Digitech rp1000 as a preamp Schecter c1 plus electric guitar

Mrblomme View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 09:02 PM
Aug 11 2009, 09:02 PM	Learning Apprentice Player Posts: 884 Joined: 17-September 07 From: Adegem - Belgium	Haha @ Staffy, that's the truth! To tell you some history (maybe you dont know it), the German lost the worldwar in the early 1900's. Somehow they still cant stand it that they lost so NEVER tell anything about the war to a German if you dont know him/her quite well! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Mrblomme: Aug 11 2009, 09:02 PM -------------------- Homer J. Simpson: Rockstars is there anything they dont know?

twist View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 10:14 PM
Aug 11 2009, 10:14 PM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	Well, i dont want to start a discussion about germany and their historical heritage but its not because they lost the war. Its because what happened around the war here in germany and its some sort of herited debt. Most germans have a problem with this and still think we will have the guilt on that forever. Even in school the way it is discussed always implies that we are branded with this forever. So it IS a delicate theme, but it has nothing todo with the defeat itself. (Most germans would think of the defeat as something positive because it ended the era of that regime) You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by twist: Aug 11 2009, 10:15 PM -------------------- rivers just happen

Mrblomme View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 10:24 PM
Aug 11 2009, 10:24 PM	Learning Apprentice Player Posts: 884 Joined: 17-September 07 From: Adegem - Belgium	QUOTE (twist @ Aug 11 2009, 11:14 PM) Well, i dont want to start a discussion about germany and their historical heritage but its not because they lost the war. Its because what happened around the war here in germany and its some sort of herited debt. Most germans have a problem with this and still think we will have the guilt on that forever. Even in school the way it is discussed always implies that we are branded with this forever. So it IS a delicate theme, but it has nothing todo with the defeat itself. (Most germans would think of the defeat as something positive because it ended the era of that regime) O yes, sorry man my mistake, but here in Belgium they always say that it's because we """"defeated"""" them. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Mrblomme: Aug 11 2009, 10:24 PM -------------------- Homer J. Simpson: Rockstars is there anything they dont know?

twist View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 10:27 PM
Aug 11 2009, 10:27 PM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	No problem for me But as you can think the way other countries think of germany and the war make it a hard theme too. But lets not discuss this here You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- rivers just happen

Mrblomme View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 10:29 PM
Aug 11 2009, 10:29 PM	Learning Apprentice Player Posts: 884 Joined: 17-September 07 From: Adegem - Belgium	QUOTE (twist @ Aug 11 2009, 11:27 PM) No problem for me But as you can think the way other countries think of germany and the war make it a hard theme too. But lets not discuss this here Jup idd Maybe you can give Marc some tips with his German girl! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Homer J. Simpson: Rockstars is there anything they dont know?

twist View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 10:41 PM
Aug 11 2009, 10:41 PM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	Well for most of them i would advice: Hands off! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- rivers just happen

Mrblomme View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 11:01 PM
Aug 11 2009, 11:01 PM	Learning Apprentice Player Posts: 884 Joined: 17-September 07 From: Adegem - Belgium	QUOTE (twist @ Aug 11 2009, 11:41 PM) Well for most of them i would advice: Hands off! Haha danke Herr twist fur deinen gutten rad (or something like that ) You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Homer J. Simpson: Rockstars is there anything they dont know?

twist View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 11:04 PM
Aug 11 2009, 11:04 PM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	Well, at least its "watch carefully" But its best to judge for each one of them separately Chances are good marc found a nice intelligent german girl You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- rivers just happen

chast View Member Profile	Aug 11 2009, 11:54 PM
Aug 11 2009, 11:54 PM	Learning Roadie Posts: 807 Joined: 20-July 07 From: Germany	QUOTE (Mrblomme @ Aug 11 2009, 10:02 PM) Haha @ Staffy, that's the truth! To tell you some history (maybe you dont know it), the German lost the worldwar in the early 1900's. Somehow they still cant stand it that they lost so NEVER tell anything about the war to a German if you dont know him/her quite well! Just some small addition to twists reply. The "heritage" we're talking about is not the 1st world war (1914-1918) which I think of when saying early 1900's, it's the "heritage" of the 2nd world war (1939-1945) To be honest, I don't think there is a problem to talk about war with Germans. At least with young ones, who are open-minded to that topic. But whatever, who wants to talk about war with a girl ? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "They play it extremely fast, it doesn't make any sense, but it's Slayer so it makes a lot of sense" :)

twist View Member Profile	Aug 12 2009, 12:06 AM
Aug 12 2009, 12:06 AM	GMC:er Posts: 198 Joined: 8-August 09 From: germany	"Hows school, and what do you think of war?" no, bad introduction You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- rivers just happen

Marc_Maiden View Member Profile	Aug 17 2009, 06:14 PM
Aug 17 2009, 06:14 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.164 Joined: 23-October 08 From: Fremont, CA	an update: I took her to the beach here in sunny california....it was fun! she got sunburned i gave her some aloe vera and all is well, we will be seeing each other soon this week thanks for your help guys....ill take it slow from here on, but we will see what happens oh and FYI: i did not talk to her about war You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- - Marc Current Set up: Atomic Reactor 2x12 Cab/power amp with a Digitech rp1000 as a preamp Schecter c1 plus electric guitar

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