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post Sep 4 2009, 11:47 AM
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There have been many crap guitar lessons on the internet, but this one is by far the worst of them all.

Watch with caution as his sloppiness may cause some of you to experience sickness. You have been warned.



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post Sep 4 2009, 12:07 PM
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Oh god.... Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!



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post Sep 4 2009, 12:09 PM
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I told you Canis, watch with caution.


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post Sep 4 2009, 12:10 PM
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is he actually playing? doesn't look like it


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post Sep 4 2009, 12:11 PM
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thats hilarious


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post Sep 4 2009, 12:16 PM
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Haha, this is awesome. To me it seems like it's a parody though.


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post Sep 4 2009, 12:19 PM
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He can´t be serious. Must be a joke or something like that. If not then he´s probably missing a few pages. ohmy.gif




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post Sep 4 2009, 12:30 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
We should have this guy as an instrcutor at GMC.
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post Sep 4 2009, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE (Raph @ Sep 4 2009, 01:09 PM) *
I told you Canis, watch with caution.

I'm so sorry for not taking your warning seriously... I might just have to lie down for a bit tongue.gif


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post Sep 4 2009, 12:35 PM
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Preety sure it's a joke tongue.gif


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post Sep 4 2009, 01:14 PM
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Sign him up NOW!!!!!!!!
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post Sep 4 2009, 01:33 PM
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laugh.gif That was one funny dude biggrin.gif
love the way he had those closeups that didn't even match his playing.

lol, how he got caught up in his playing and forgot to teach just shouted out "tapping". laugh.gif Great clip!


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post Sep 4 2009, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Sep 4 2009, 02:14 PM) *
Sign him up NOW!!!!!!!!
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post Sep 4 2009, 01:44 PM
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Hell! I've obviously been watching the wrong videos cause I sound like him! mad.gif

Ok back to basics.....again rolleyes.gif

It would be funny if he was some how put onto the "Are you ready?" video clip on the front page. Tho I doubt Kris would be too chuffed tongue.gif

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post Sep 4 2009, 01:45 PM
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I think he's just doing this as a joke kinda thing smile.gif


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post Sep 4 2009, 01:50 PM
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I think this is a joke me too biggrin.gif


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it, surely, spoiled me!!!


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post Sep 4 2009, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE (mattacuk @ Sep 4 2009, 08:45 AM) *
I think he's just doing this as a joke kinda thing smile.gif


This guys videos excruciate me. Inaccurate and sloppy.

I HATE the way he picks and you can tell how it throws him off rhythm.

Bulls on Parade as Drop D. How can you get that far off tone while learning a track? Do you not listen to it and not hear the difference in modulation? Also, there are videos of Tom Morello himself doing a very good breakdown/demonstration of this track and you still make this garbage.

His Sweet Child O Mine is terrible too. He must teach the worst technique for playing the intro, involving padding more than one fret at a time and some other craziness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJiNnsLFo1I

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post Sep 4 2009, 02:55 PM
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I think this is a parody of some sort, I cannot believe he is serious.. unsure.gif


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post Sep 4 2009, 03:36 PM
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This is a joke for sure...
I really love that kind of humor! :-)


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post Sep 4 2009, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (Crazyfret @ Sep 4 2009, 02:44 PM) *
Hell! I've obviously been watching the wrong videos cause I sound like him! mad.gif

Ok back to basics.....again rolleyes.gif

It would be funny if he was some how put onto the "Are you ready?" video clip on the front page. Tho I doubt Kris would be too chuffed tongue.gif


Hehe I also recognized myself in him a little bit. Especially my improvising sounds like him, so I better get to work....


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