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post Jan 25 2010, 01:47 AM
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after staffey's thread , i'm just starting to get concerned
any thing you guys think i might need to wacth out for so this does not happen laugh.gif
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post Jan 25 2010, 01:59 AM
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I'm afraid it's inevitable my friend. We all wake up one day and smell the guitar biggrin.gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 02:00 AM
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Wow, another one ... what's it with sniffing guitars and women !! .. What are we turning into tongue.gif

p.s - move this thread to chillout area? smile.gif

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post Jan 25 2010, 02:03 AM
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QUOTE (zen @ Jan 25 2010, 02:00 AM) *
Wow, another one ... what's it with sniffing guitars and women !! .. What are we turning into tongue.gif

p.s - move this thread to chillout area? smile.gif

i think its from practicing guitar , our awareness is at an hightened state
how do i move th thread

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post Jan 25 2010, 03:20 AM
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If she smells like a guitar... do you have the urge to "play" her huh.gif and what kind of guitar does she smell like... a jumbo acoustic, gorgeous Les Paul, ... sexy strat rolleyes.gif I hope not a cheap copy tongue.gif it makes a difference you know! a difference that is as to how much you may want to play her cool.gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE (Hammerhead @ Jan 25 2010, 03:20 AM) *
If she smells like a guitar... do you have the urge to "play" her huh.gif and what kind of guitar does she smell like... a jumbo acoustic, gorgeous Les Paul, ... sexy strat rolleyes.gif I hope not a cheap copy tongue.gif it makes a difference you know! a difference that is as to how much you may want to play her cool.gif

well , i'm left handed , i'm not saying anything but all i know is cheap copy
as far as the guitar or her it is always a toss up
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post Jan 25 2010, 09:05 AM
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Oki guy's, since my "sniffing" features now is well-documented I announces hereby "Staffays Sniffing Internet Service", which is in fact the only service available to use if You wanna identify a specific rare guitar (or woman). Just send me the pictures and I'll take a sniff and tell You if its real or fake..... (photos of women is preferred undressed in order to make a fair judgement) Oh, and I forgot to mention that I have VERY moderate prizes! biggrin.gif

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post Jan 25 2010, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 25 2010, 09:05 AM) *
Oki guy's, since my "sniffing" features now is well-documented I announces hereby "Staffays Sniffing Internet Service", which is in fact the only service available to use if You wanna identify a specific rare guitar (or woman). Just send me the pictures and I'll take a sniff and tell You if its real or fake..... (photos of women is preferred undressed in order to make a fair judgement) Oh, and I forgot to mention that I have VERY moderate prizes! biggrin.gif

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any moderate lefthand prizes



staffy ' i think it is your beard that is allowing you scences
like samson , if you shave it -their goes your abilities

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post Jan 25 2010, 01:24 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 25 2010, 01:16 PM) *
any moderate lefthand prizes

staffy ' i think it is your beard that is allowing you scences
like samson , if you shave it -their goes your abilities


Lefties I do for free.... Wait a minute here, are we talking bout guitars or girls ??? tongue.gif
Hmm, the beard, yeah, its maybe so - or maybe its the beard that smells ???? laugh.gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 25 2010, 01:24 PM) *
Lefties I do for free.... Wait a minute here, are we talking bout guitars or girls ??? tongue.gif
Hmm, the beard, yeah, its maybe so - or maybe its the beard that smells ???? laugh.gif

you just better hope when i send you the picture , she doesnt smell like the B C Rich guitar

and why does your beard smell like a women--wait don't want to know

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post Jan 25 2010, 03:06 PM
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laugh.gif you guys are just nuts!!

Please keep them coments "clean", you know we have younglings browsing the boards. You dirty old men!!... laugh.gif wink.gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 25 2010, 03:06 PM) *
laugh.gif you guys are just nuts!!

Please keep them coments "clean", you know we have younglings browsing the boards. You dirty old men!!... laugh.gif wink.gif


Yes, I feel violated now. ohmy.gif








Just kidding, very funny thread smile.gif


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post Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 25 2010, 03:06 PM) *
laugh.gif you guys are just nuts!!

Please keep them coments "clean", you know we have younglings browsing the boards. You dirty old men!!... laugh.gif wink.gif


I'm trying to Fran, but as my business idea here also includes women, it's not so easy, guess I have to stay to the guitars only... wink.gif


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Perhaps it's not your wife that smells like your guitar, sir,
but your guitar that smells like your wife. Is it only your
guitar that smells of her, or all guitars? Wait a minute, it
must be only your guitar otherwise you couldn't distinguish
one guitar from another in that skillful way that you do.
Ugh-uhm. Forgive me for playing Sigmund Freud here, but,
I think maybe your wife has been running around with your
guitar behind your back! Maybe even her skills have
now exceeded yours! Oh what a nightmare! But rest easy
my man, Siggy has a solution. I think it is time for you
two to jam together, and at long last, swing it, man! wink.gif
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post Jan 25 2010, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE (Caelumamittendum @ Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM) *
Yes, I feel violated now. ohmy.gif



You see? I knew our "youngling" Cae would feel ashamed with so much sniffing going on laugh.gif wink.gif


QUOTE (Caelumamittendum @ Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM) *
Just kidding, very funny thread smile.gif


I know bro, keep rocking smile.gif

QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM) *
I'm trying to Fran, but as my business idea here also includes women, it's not so easy, guess I have to stay to the guitars only... wink.gif


Nahh, go on Staffay, seems like a profitable business for sure, I mean you got a gift, got to use it right? wink.gif


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Actually, my Nik Huber guitars smells so good from the fantastic smell in the hardshell cases,
that they smell even better than my girlfriend laugh.gif

I better not tell her though, might get problems unsure.gif biggrin.gif
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QUOTE (audiopaal @ Jan 25 2010, 06:00 PM) *
Actually, my Nik Huber guitars smells so good from the fantastic smell in the hardshell cases,
that they smell even better than my girlfriend laugh.gif

I better not tell her though, might get problems unsure.gif biggrin.gif


That was actually one of the reason why I left my childrens mother, even my old nylon-string that has been on occasion like the Roskilde Festival as well as numerous camping-parties suddenly started to smell better.....
My advice in Your case is to use ear-plugs (but in Your nose of-course), it worked for me for some years at least....

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QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 25 2010, 07:43 PM) *
The day you wake up in bed in the morning and smell wood you know you're married to Pinocchio smile.gif


Oh well, from the womens point of view that would'nt have been so bad....... laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 25 2010, 07:38 PM) *
That was actually one of the reason why I left my childrens mother, even my old nylon-string that has been on occasion like the Roskilde Festival as well as numerous camping-parties suddenly started to smell better.....
My advice in Your case is to use ear-plugs (but in Your nose of-course), it worked for me for some years at least....

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Hahaha biggrin.gif
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