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 Hell Explained (laugh Like Crazy, Lol...), Funniest crap i've read in a while....
 Apr 14 2010, 07:23 PM Post #1 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 27-June 09 From: New York City Member No.: 7.333 (This is written for comical purposes, this content has not intention to offend anyone's religious sensibilities)HELL EXPLAINED (BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT) The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept passionately screaming: "Oh my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. This post has been edited by antonskv: Apr 14 2010, 07:25 PM -------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Skype: crashedfxInstruments: Epiphone Les Paul Ultra-II, Fender Standard Tele® Ash, Fender Accoustic Dreadnought, Squier Vintage Modified Jazz Bass Amps: Fender Fender FM 212DSP 100 Watt 2x12” Frontman Combo Amp with DSP Effects , Peavey Vypyr 15 15W 1x8 Combo Amp Pedals/Effects: Boss ME-70 Guitar Multi Effects Pedal , Boss RC-20XL Loop Station, Boss TU-3 Chromatic Pedal TunerRecording: Line 6 Pod Studio UX1, Guitar Rig Mobile, AKG Perception 420 Condenser Microphone, 2 x KRK Rokit Powered 5 Generation 2 Studio Monitors
 Apr 14 2010, 07:31 PM Post #2 Learning Rock Star Group: Members Posts: 604 Joined: 17-June 08 From: NB. Canada Member No.: 5.319 This one of the greatest scientific works of our age -------------------- The Gear Box:Jackon RR5 Randy RhoadsEpiphone Special IIIbanez GRG170DXRogue Electric Acoustic (CHEAP lol)Behringer GX210 AMPCrate GT30 AMPKorg Ax5G Effects UnitZoom G2 Effects Unit
 Apr 14 2010, 07:41 PM Post #3 Learning Roadie Group: Members Posts: 910 Joined: 5-October 09 From: Portugal Member No.: 7.681 Aha Really awsome .. -------------------- https://www.youtube.com/user/BBPick91
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 Apr 14 2010, 07:44 PM Post #5 GMC Coordinator & Instructor Group: GMC Instructor Posts: 2.146 Joined: 8-May 08 Member No.: 5.075 Man this is hilarious:DI laughed myself to death after knowing that my soul will surley go to Heaven... :D:DThis guy really deserved an A+ :DDD -------------------- Check out my Instructor ProfileCheck out my Personal Board
 Apr 14 2010, 07:46 PM Post #6 Competitions Coordinator - Up the Irons Group: GMC Senior Posts: 5.462 Joined: 17-February 08 From: Stavanger, Norway Member No.: 4.276 He is a true genius!That student for World President!!!!! That is actually the best reading I've done in quite a while, THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!
 Apr 14 2010, 07:51 PM Post #7 Get to da Chopper! Group: GMC Senior Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK Member No.: 1.374 Hilarious
 Apr 14 2010, 07:52 PM Post #8 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 323 Joined: 26-December 07 From: Enschede, Netherlands Member No.: 3.618 hahaha -------------------- Roland Cube 30; Toneport GX; Cort kx1; Ibanez RG1570; Ibanez EW35ABE-NThttp://www.last.fm/user/Mr_T83
 Apr 14 2010, 08:02 PM Post #9 Learning Roadie Group: Members Posts: 473 Joined: 21-October 09 Member No.: 7.720 Oh man, I think I saw this the first time about 6 years ago. It's still as funny as "Hell".
 Apr 14 2010, 08:05 PM Post #10 Learning Rock Star - Wiki Coordinator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.137 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Spain Member No.: 3.338 Hehehe, I'd read it before, it's great -------------------- Guitars:Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster, Ibanez RG2570MZ, Epiphone SG G-400Amp: Vox AC4TVH head + V112TV cabEffects: Vox Satchurator, Vox Time Machine, Dunlop CryBaby, Boss MT-2, Boss CE-5, Boss TU-2, Boss ME-70Recording: Line-6 POD X3 + FBV-Express, Pandora PX5DGMC wants YOU to take part in our Guitar-Wikipedia!Have a good time reading great articles and writing your own with us in our GUITAR WIKI! Share your playing and get Pro-advice from our Instructors: Join REC
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 Apr 14 2010, 08:22 PM Post #12 Experienced Tone Seeker Group: Passive Posts: 4.809 Joined: 8-December 07 From: Hedel, Netherlands Member No.: 3.471 >< I love it when people take time to write something like that Thanks for sharing -------------------- My YouTube Channel HereMy Rec Takes Here --- GEAR ---Ibanez SA08LTD2 BARVox AD50VTPod FarmLine 6 Pod Studio GXEl Cheapo StratDunlop SlideKorg Toneworks AX5G
 Apr 14 2010, 08:30 PM Post #13 Bass & Beginner Instructor Group: GMC Instructor Posts: 15.613 Joined: 30-November 07 From: Belgrade, Serbia Member No.: 3.410 Briliant! I always wondered how people feel when writing this kind of stuff. Are they laughing their way as they go through it -------------------- For GMC support please email support (at) guitarmasterclass.netCheck out my lessons and my instructor board.Check out my beginner guitar lessons course! ; Take a bass course now!My solo and band songs : Keep Going On, Night Vibe, Kad Te Vidim, Susret, Plava Silueta
 Apr 15 2010, 06:43 AM Post #14 GMC:er Group: GMC Instructor Posts: 1.769 Joined: 28-April 09 From: Buenos Aires, Argentina Member No.: 7.117 He deserves to take the diploma only for that answer. Hahaha! This post has been edited by Santiago Diaz Garces: Apr 15 2010, 06:43 AM -------------------- Check out my lessons!My Band:Thabu MyspaceNew Thabu Official Site!!My Websites:http://www.santiagodiazgarces.com.arMyspace
 Apr 15 2010, 12:14 PM Post #15 Jazz Instructor Group: GMC Instructor Posts: 2.691 Joined: 1-October 08 From: Belgrade Member No.: 6.012 This is what I call serious academic research! --------------------
 Apr 15 2010, 04:35 PM Post #16 Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304 Absolutely beautiful work! One of the best I have read in a long while!
 Apr 15 2010, 04:46 PM Post #17 Learning Rock Star Group: Members Posts: 897 Joined: 28-November 06 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 956 That was really funny... I don't know if I would take the chance to write something like that in my exams.... Well it depends on the question of course.. --------------------
 Apr 16 2010, 09:02 AM Post #18 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 27-June 09 From: New York City Member No.: 7.333 Hah, Well i'm glad you guys liked it. All i was hoping for is to give some people little laugh in their life. I know i laughed like a bastard when i read it Cool beans guys,Anton -------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Skype: crashedfxInstruments: Epiphone Les Paul Ultra-II, Fender Standard Tele® Ash, Fender Accoustic Dreadnought, Squier Vintage Modified Jazz Bass Amps: Fender Fender FM 212DSP 100 Watt 2x12” Frontman Combo Amp with DSP Effects , Peavey Vypyr 15 15W 1x8 Combo Amp Pedals/Effects: Boss ME-70 Guitar Multi Effects Pedal , Boss RC-20XL Loop Station, Boss TU-3 Chromatic Pedal TunerRecording: Line 6 Pod Studio UX1, Guitar Rig Mobile, AKG Perception 420 Condenser Microphone, 2 x KRK Rokit Powered 5 Generation 2 Studio Monitors
 Apr 16 2010, 09:58 AM Post #19 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 55 Joined: 27-November 09 From: hastings u.k Member No.: 7.840 Great!
 Apr 19 2010, 12:19 PM Post #20 Instructor Group: GMC Instructor Posts: 25.396 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Belgrade, Serbia Member No.: 3.341 Awesome! Same stuff can be applied to our Universe, and the guy is correct! A+ for him definitely -------------------- - Ivan's Video Chat Lesson Notes HERE- Check out my GMC Profile and Lessons- (Please subscribe to my) YouTube Official Channel- Let's be connected through ! Facebook! :)

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