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post Apr 21 2010, 09:31 PM
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responding to a post i said this - what do you think?

speed will come with perfection , but perfection will not come with speed

I'm still stund i said something this profound blink.gif
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post Apr 21 2010, 10:04 PM
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wow man, really good phrase indeed, can I use it?



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post Apr 21 2010, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE (Daniel Realpe @ Apr 21 2010, 10:04 PM) *
wow man, really good phrase indeed, can I use it?

yep , credit due though
although someone probably said some where else
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post Apr 21 2010, 10:10 PM
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...to sleep with a skinny woman is like crashing with a bicycle......


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post Apr 21 2010, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Apr 21 2010, 10:10 PM) *
...to sleep with a skinny woman is like crashing with a bicycle......

hey my wife is skinny
what are you trying to say



well i'v been reading your quote and i'm stumped

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post Apr 21 2010, 10:22 PM
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hehehe how about this one (its kinda annoying but true) - Practice makes it perfect! smile.gif


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post Apr 21 2010, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Apr 21 2010, 11:18 PM) *
hey my wife is skinny
what are you trying to say



well i'v been reading your quote and i'm stumped


Hehe, I didn't mean to insult anyone here, on the other side of the coin: to sleep with a fat woman is like reading a book of 5000 pages and never gets to the end.....

The first quote was from a friend of mine who really liked big women, then he married the smallest and skinnies one in our class..... laugh.gif

QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Apr 21 2010, 11:18 PM) *
hey my wife is skinny
what are you trying to say



well i'v been reading your quote and i'm stumped


Hehe, I didn't mean to insult anyone here, on the other side of the coin: to sleep with a fat woman is like reading a book of 5000 pages and never gets to the end.....

The first quote was from a friend of mine who really liked big women, then he married the smallest and skinnies one in our class..... laugh.gif


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post Apr 21 2010, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Apr 21 2010, 10:24 PM) *
Hehe, I didn't mean to insult anyone here, on the other side of the coin: to sleep with a fat woman is like reading a book of 5000 pages and never gets to the end.....

The first quote was from a friend of mine who really liked big women, then he married the smallest and skinnies one in our class..... laugh.gif



Hehe, I didn't mean to insult anyone here, on the other side of the coin: to sleep with a fat woman is like reading a book of 5000 pages and never gets to the end.....

The first quote was from a friend of mine who really liked big women, then he married the smallest and skinnies one in our class..... laugh.gif

my other wife is fat ---your just steppin in today




















laugh.gif just kidin
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post Apr 21 2010, 10:34 PM
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Oki, here's a serious one from a great musician and TV-profile in Sweden:

"We musicians thinks that people are stupid, but that's not true, they are much more stupid than we think."

QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Apr 21 2010, 11:27 PM) *
my other wife is fat ---your just steppin in today

laugh.gif just kidin
no offense


What? Have You more than one? You lucky man.... In case that You get tired of some of them, just send them over!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

And another one by Scott Adams (the founder of Dilbert, I'm totally hooked at quotes...)

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public"

He made some others that is awesome too.....


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post Apr 21 2010, 10:36 PM
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[quote name='Staffy' date='Apr 21 2010, 10:31 PM' post='476863']
Oki, here's a serious one from a great musician and TV-profile in Sweden:

"We musicians thinks that people are stupid, but that's not true, they are much more stupid than we think."



you already got pics of both , but to get one they come with the other


people are smart, peoples are stupid

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post Apr 22 2010, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Apr 21 2010, 11:10 PM) *
...to sleep with a skinny woman is like crashing with a bicycle......

I knew something like this will show up... or something involving Miss Pfeiffer laugh.gif


Guthrie gave a nice one in the book, I quote "Speed is a biproduct of accuracy"


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post Apr 22 2010, 04:14 AM
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A nice one that a great player told me once was "The musician that worries too much about his setup, is because he didn't practice enough"


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post Apr 22 2010, 06:47 AM
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QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Apr 22 2010, 02:15 AM) *
I knew something like this will show up... or something involving Miss Pfeiffer laugh.gif


Guthrie gave a nice one in the book, I quote "Speed is a biproduct of accuracy"


Nice one of Guthrie, forgot of this one..... I never make any jokes about Miss Pfeiffer... ohmy.gif but here is one by myself:
"You can never get a blonde by mixing a redhead and and a brownie, but nevertheless You will have twice as much fun!"

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post Apr 22 2010, 01:30 PM
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QUOTE (Santiago Diaz Garces @ Apr 22 2010, 04:14 AM) *
A nice one that a great player told me once was "The musician that worries too much about his setup, is because he didn't practice enough"


I like this alot
it reminds me of a drummer
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post Apr 22 2010, 03:03 PM
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post Apr 22 2010, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Apr 22 2010, 07:47 AM) *
Nice one of Guthrie, forgot of this one..... I never make any jokes about Miss Pfeiffer... ohmy.gif but here is one by myself:
"You can never get a blonde by mixing a redhead and and a brownie, but nevertheless You will have twice as much fun!"

//Staffay


....isn´t a "Brownie" something you eat?! laugh.gif


Thinking it over you might actually mean a "brownie"...a Redhead AND a brownie....HMMMMMM!!!! tongue.gif



PS. I like this one: " 22 Hours!..........That´s the average age a typical viennese hears a joke for the second time" biggrin.gif

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post Apr 22 2010, 03:22 PM
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QUOTE (NoSkill @ Apr 22 2010, 03:03 PM) *
"DOWN and UP." - Emir Hot

you must have asked him how to pick laugh.gif
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post Apr 24 2010, 06:17 AM
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QUOTE (Kristian Hyvarinen @ Apr 22 2010, 05:09 PM) *
"... I have only gone up to 160 bpm here..." -Jose Mena


That's all you need!!. Hahaha


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post Apr 25 2010, 09:06 AM
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QUOTE (Berglmir @ Apr 22 2010, 04:15 PM) *
....isn´t a "Brownie" something you eat?! laugh.gif


Yups, I do - as well as all kinds of sweet cookies!!! tongue.gif

QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Apr 22 2010, 04:22 PM) *
you must have asked him how to pick laugh.gif


Nah, I think it was bout rocket science..... otherwise it would have been "Up and Down"......


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