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post Apr 10 2007, 01:40 PM
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GUYs, was about to have my dinner so thought of writing a post before eating dinner,u guys know that day i happen to bump into someone's blog n in his blog there is something interested so thought of sharing with u guys from GMC,there was this guy who doest not play guitar,but one day he found a gibson guitar hardcase somewhere,so he thought of bring in home to fit some junk,he does not play guitar at all btw,then as he was walking to somewhere n stopping to buy something,he was approach by this hot chick n she ask him if he was in a band,he lied n said yup i am in a band n i am the lead guitar,the hot chick eyes glow up n was drawn to him,he continue his lie n eventutally got the girls no n they went out n she became his gf n they made out many times,but as mths pass,when the girl found out that he actually could not play guitar,she broke up with him...haha...does girls really dig guys that can play guitar very well? anyone of you have stories to share regarding such stuff??


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post Apr 10 2007, 01:52 PM
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Hahahahaha what a story! Awesome hahaha Keep'em comming guys!


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post Apr 10 2007, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE (Pavel @ Apr 10 2007, 08:52 AM) *
Hahahahaha what a story! Awesome hahaha Keep'em comming guys!


I can probably claim 50% credit for 2 girlfriends based on playing the guitar, but I had just as much success revealing my powerful Motorcycle at exactly the right stage in the proceedings (including my wife!) smile.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 02:43 PM
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I feel this discussion is going towards the "genitals department"! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif (to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)


back to the topic - I got my girl because she thought I was smart...gotcha!! biggrin.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Apr 10 2007, 03:43 PM) *
I feel this discussion is going towards the "genitals department"! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif (to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)


... and our master on topic: Kristofer Daaaaaahl!!! Watch out -> he'll burry your genitals biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Apr 10 2007, 02:43 PM) *
I feel this discussion is going towards the "genitals department"! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif (to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)
back to the topic - I got my girl because she thought I was smart...gotcha!! biggrin.gif


So what happened when she found out the truth? laugh.gif
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post Apr 10 2007, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (jeff @ Apr 10 2007, 05:04 PM) *
So what happened when she found out the truth? laugh.gif


You mean when she found the hole..erm

Either way, to answer your question: That's when had to get serious about the guitar! wink.gif biggrin.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Apr 10 2007, 12:57 PM) *
You mean when she found the hole..erm

Either way, to answer your question: That's when had to get serious about the guitar! wink.gif biggrin.gif


Yeah, that's why I only claimed 50% for playing the guitar for those 2 girlfriends - I was unaware of Kris' "BG" technique at the time ... I currently practice it to 16ths at 120 bpm.


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post Apr 10 2007, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Apr 10 2007, 08:38 PM) *
Yeah, that's why I only claimed 50% for playing the guitar for those 2 girlfriends - I was unaware of Kris' "BG" technique at the time ... I currently practice it to 16ths at 120 bpm.


At that tempo you must have lots of G:s ! biggrin.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Apr 10 2007, 02:49 PM) *
At that tempo you must have lots of G:s ! biggrin.gif


No, just the usual number laugh.gif in fact for this exercise, bpm = "buries per millenium", so its just every 8 years or so which isn't too bad ...


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post Apr 10 2007, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Apr 10 2007, 09:10 PM) *
No, just the usual number laugh.gif in fact for this exercise, bpm = "buries per millenium", so its just every 8 years or so which isn't too bad ...


hehe I have always wondered what bpm stood for! wink.gif

Have we hijacked the thread? This wasn't my intention... sad.gif


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post Apr 10 2007, 10:04 PM
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I used to play at a bpm of 69...... lol! laugh.gif tongue.gif
get it! laugh.gif

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post Apr 11 2007, 01:32 AM
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Clever i must say.

But sooner or later GMC New comers will get the bury your genitals thing, once they read the lyrics to "Collection of Sins" they be like

Oh......OH!!!
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post Apr 11 2007, 02:29 AM
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hahaha...Whats a funny topic..Keep them up guys...By the way, My gf really like it when I play a piano song for her..haha.... not guitar anyway... T.T
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post Apr 11 2007, 02:57 AM
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QUOTE (guitargod @ Apr 10 2007, 08:40 AM) *
GUYs, was about to have my dinner so thought of writing a post before eating dinner,u guys know that day i happen to bump into someone's blog n in his blog there is something interested so thought of sharing with u guys from GMC,there was this guy who doest not play guitar,but one day he found a gibson guitar hardcase somewhere,so he thought of bring in home to fit some junk,he does not play guitar at all btw,then as he was walking to somewhere n stopping to buy something,he was approach by this hot chick n she ask him if he was in a band,he lied n said yup i am in a band n i am the lead guitar,the hot chick eyes glow up n was drawn to him,he continue his lie n eventutally got the girls no n they went out n she became his gf n they made out many times,but as mths pass,when the girl found out that he actually could not play guitar,she broke up with him...haha...does girls really dig guys that can play guitar very well? anyone of you have stories to share regarding such stuff??


That's the difference between pretending one plays the guitar and playing the guitar, he "made out" a couple of times while a real axe man would have closed the deal.
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post Apr 11 2007, 03:16 AM
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QUOTE (brainlesswonder @ Apr 10 2007, 08:57 PM) *
That's the difference between pretending one plays the guitar and playing the guitar, he "made out" a couple of times while a real axe man would have closed the deal.



LOL! NICE!
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post Apr 11 2007, 03:48 PM
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I met my ex-girlfriend because of my guitarplaying. Me, a drummer and my ex (who sings) started a band, a few months later we were together. And I can only say one thing... Don't get romantically involved with one of your band members! (Seriously...) wink.gif

It lasted almost six months, but now I'm single and without a band tongue.gif

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Haha.
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