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Cosmin Lupu
post Sep 9 2012, 04:38 PM
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post Sep 9 2012, 07:32 PM
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Excellent ! Don't ever argue with her when she's cutting vegetables !! biggrin.gif

If I'll ever have a daughter... I'll be incredibly possessive and never let her have a boyfriend and if she does I'll intimidate them so bad and threaten them with so much violence no guy will ever go near her again and then she'll grow up hating me forever because I ruined her life. The end.


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post Sep 10 2012, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 9 2012, 08:32 PM) *
Excellent ! Don't ever argue with her when she's cutting vegetables !! biggrin.gif

If I'll ever have a daughter... I'll be incredibly possessive and never let her have a boyfriend and if she does I'll intimidate them so bad and threaten them with so much violence no guy will ever go near her again and then she'll grow up hating me forever because I ruined her life. The end.


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post Sep 10 2012, 07:00 AM
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No man biggrin.gif I HOPE that's not gonna be the case tongue.gif A girlie with a katana does NOT get pregnant that easily.

But anyway, Ben - I heard some VERY interesting rumors about Steve Lukather's approach to his daughter's boyfriends laugh.gif This is funny as hell, but I can't write it here wink.gif But if you're curious, drop a message and I'll tell you the story biggrin.gif

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post Sep 10 2012, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE (Qenzoz @ Sep 10 2012, 01:07 AM) *
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post Sep 10 2012, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 9 2012, 07:32 PM) *
Excellent ! Don't ever argue with her when she's cutting vegetables !! biggrin.gif

If I'll ever have a daughter... I'll be incredibly possessive and never let her have a boyfriend and if she does I'll intimidate them so bad and threaten them with so much violence no guy will ever go near her again and then she'll grow up hating me forever because I ruined her life. The end.


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Sorry but I just HAD to make use of that thread title !!! laugh.gif laugh.gif


Our daughter is 12 and starts High School next week so we've talked about boyfriends/girlfriends (you never know). At the moment she's not really interested but already has asked me to promise that I don't give whomever they are a hard time. I suggested that it's better to give them a bit of a hard time then to try and be their best mate. She agreed with that point as it would be much more embarrassing to pretend to be their mate. So now she's worried about how her mum will react as she probably will try to be matey biggrin.gif.

(Children are supposed to rebel against their parents so we live in fear that our daughter will grow up to vote Conservative and read the Daily Mail/Express; at which point I'll have to disown her wink.gif. )


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QUOTE (tonymiro @ Sep 10 2012, 09:45 AM) *
Our daughter is 12 and starts High School next week


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post Sep 10 2012, 02:24 PM
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hahaha funny thread! I would love to have a daughter in the future! I can't say how I would be with her and her boyfriends but I will try to be the best father I can... biggrin.gif


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post Sep 10 2012, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE (bleez @ Sep 10 2012, 12:54 PM) *
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Good luck with that my friend! smile.gif


Thanks - it's going to be a whole new experience biggrin.gif.

My daughter has prepared by buying a lot of black eyeliner, rockchick outfits and punk badges as she's decided that she wants to be in their sub-culture at highschool.


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post Sep 11 2012, 03:05 AM
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I have sons, no daughters, but the people I know who do have daughters seem to really, really like this shirt:
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post Sep 11 2012, 06:53 AM
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Man I would be careful with girls like that! She will chop off your head without even arguing! smile.gif
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post Sep 11 2012, 07:23 AM
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Alex, that's not the way it goes - if one is worthy of that blade, they will be blessed with its touch, otherwise, it's just the gallows. That little Japanese girl must know it smile.gif

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I have sons, no daughters, but the people I know who do have daughters seem to really, really like this shirt:


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post Sep 11 2012, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE (paket @ Sep 11 2012, 03:05 AM) *
I have sons, no daughters, but the people I know who do have daughters seem to really, really like this shirt:


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post Sep 11 2012, 09:28 PM
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I AM a daughter!
When I was a teenager I went to many partys, took a lot of black eyeliner, heared strange music,smoked a lot of cigarettes, hated school, had 2 or 3 boyfriends at the same time, disregarded everything my parents told me......

Stay cool you daddys! Its just a phase and the hormones! It will stop anytime!

BUT... there is one important thing you have to do: invest in a chastity belt!!! happy.gif

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post Sep 12 2012, 09:30 AM
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QUOTE (jessi @ Sep 11 2012, 09:28 PM) *
BUT... there is one important thing you have to do: invest in a chastity belt!!! happy.gif


Is it made of extremely durable leather and covered in spikes ? I might have to phone up Rob Halford and see if he knows what one of these is... wink.gif


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post Sep 13 2012, 08:20 AM
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Ben, what people were using in the middle ages is totally off the hook - I dare you to start a little research and tell me the conclusions biggrin.gif


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post Sep 13 2012, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE (Cosmin Lupu @ Sep 13 2012, 08:20 AM) *
Ben, what people were using in the middle ages is totally off the hook - I dare you to start a little research and tell me the conclusions biggrin.gif


That sounds like a case of giving me bait and waiting for me to bite !! laugh.gif



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post Sep 13 2012, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 13 2012, 08:59 AM) *
That sounds like a case of giving me bait and waiting for me to bite !! laugh.gif



That's it!! The easiest way: You bite the boyfried of your daughter so much, until he runs and never comes back. ph34r.gif
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post Sep 14 2012, 07:04 PM
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Me? But, but, but...I don't bite.... I HAVE A JAPANESE SWORD instead laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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