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Slavenko Erazer
post Sep 27 2012, 12:59 PM
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Does anyone knows this guy? He's giving online guitar lessons and currently playing in Rhapsody of Fire

http://tomhess.net/HowToCreateIntenseEmoti...tarPlaying.aspx

" No, this is not a joke. You will get a very special excerpt from this 112 minute video master class on 'How To Play Guitar Solos That Sound Like Pure Sexual Pleasure And Make Women Crazy' "
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post Sep 27 2012, 01:36 PM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ Sep 27 2012, 12:59 PM) *
And Make Women Crazy' "


dunno man, Ive already got enough crazy women in my life huh.gif


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post Sep 27 2012, 01:48 PM
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I had a good laugh, I'd like to see some of examples ! Sex has always been a good marketing trick wink.gif


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post Sep 27 2012, 04:45 PM
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'How To Play Guitar Solos That Sound Like Pure Sexual Pleasure And Make Women Crazy'.

Awesome!! If this method works he will be millionaire! biggrin.gif


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post Sep 27 2012, 05:51 PM
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Tom has written a few articles on another website i used to use. they were more about having a very structured approach to practicing and how to make the most out of short time periods of practice. A very insightful guy and also a great player. I can't really comment as to whether he can teach you to how to make women crazy though as 1) they already are and 2) why would you want to make them more crazy???
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post Sep 27 2012, 06:30 PM
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I've heard that being a long haired Englishman is a certain way to get women crazy about you biggrin.gif


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post Sep 27 2012, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 27 2012, 06:30 PM) *
I've heard that being a long haired Englishman is a certain way to get women crazy about you biggrin.gif

Hell yeah, I hear ya!!!!! cool.gif
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post Sep 27 2012, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 27 2012, 05:30 PM) *
I've heard that being a long haired Englishman is a certain way to get women crazy about you biggrin.gif


Ben, i've heard u're also a Englishman with long hair? laugh.gif
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post Sep 28 2012, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ Sep 27 2012, 09:25 PM) *
Ben, i've heard u're also a Englishman with long hair? laugh.gif

Nah, that's Ben's brother in all the Lessons/Vids!!! Ben's actually as bald as Kojak!!!
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post Sep 28 2012, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Sep 27 2012, 11:09 PM) *
Nah, that's Ben's brother in all the Lessons/Vids!!! Ben's actually as bald as Kojak!!!
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post Sep 28 2012, 09:05 AM
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As Kerry King? tongue.gif


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post Sep 28 2012, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE (Cosmin Lupu @ Sep 28 2012, 08:05 AM) *
As Kerry King? tongue.gif



He's not bald, he has hairry beard!! cool.gif
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post Sep 28 2012, 09:57 AM
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I'm as bald as Dr Evil ! biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 28 2012, 08:57 AM) *
I'm as bald as Dr Evil ! biggrin.gif

Or Agent 47 !


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post Sep 28 2012, 11:51 PM
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No shortage of this type of thing on the web smile.gif I did notice he doesn't have a video of him playing on the front page? Just the big about pure sexy crazy? Probably a crazy guy?


QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ Sep 27 2012, 07:59 AM) *
Does anyone knows this guy? He's giving online guitar lessons and currently playing in Rhapsody of Fire

http://tomhess.net/HowToCreateIntenseEmoti...tarPlaying.aspx

" No, this is not a joke. You will get a very special excerpt from this 112 minute video master class on 'How To Play Guitar Solos That Sound Like Pure Sexual Pleasure And Make Women Crazy' "



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post Sep 29 2012, 09:24 AM
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QUOTE (Todd Simpson @ Sep 28 2012, 10:51 PM) *
No shortage of this type of thing on the web smile.gif I did notice he doesn't have a video of him playing on the front page? Just the big about pure sexy crazy? Probably a crazy guy?



I guess so Todd... i was looking at his guitar lessons website before coming to GMC,he is some kind of guitar teacher/music mentor "GURU" and accidently subscribed, and after some time he keeps emailing and emailing me , but then i found out the price of his lessons i wanted to unsubscribe, and i can't unsubscribe now!!!!

Here's one of his lessons , he talks in way like some preacher...



And his students are not so convincing , look at this guy..Hess claims that this is his best student..



This Guy sounds like he's having Sex with himself wacko.gif

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post Sep 29 2012, 09:47 AM
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I spent a month on his correspondence course. His personalised lessons weren't very personalised, you could tell he just fed people the same stuff. He is far too much into marketing and hyping himself more than anything else.


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post Sep 29 2012, 09:53 AM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ Sep 29 2012, 09:24 AM) *
I guess so Todd... i was looking at his guitar lessons website before coming to GMC,he is some kind of guitar teacher/music mentor "GURU" and accidently subscribed, and after some time he keeps emailing and emailing me , but then i found out the price of his lessons i wanted to unsubscribe, and i can't unsubscribe now!!!!

Here's one of his lessons , he talks in way like some preacher...


Perhaps he's studied NLP and the way tv evangelists sell their information and beliefs. I can understand why he might (if he has) because it's all about delivering the most impact with your information. I could be totally wrong though, I'm not going to judge the man smile.gif

QUOTE (PosterBoy @ Sep 29 2012, 09:47 AM) *
I spent a month on his correspondence course. His personalised lessons weren't very personalised, you could tell he just fed people the same stuff. He is far too much into marketing and hyping himself more than anything else.


I just couldn't consciously do that. People aren't stupid.. they know if you're just treating them like cattle and feeding the same info. Copy, paste etc.. wink.gif


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post Sep 29 2012, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE (PosterBoy @ Sep 29 2012, 08:47 AM) *
I spent a month on his correspondence course. His personalised lessons weren't very personalised, you could tell he just fed people the same stuff. He is far too much into marketing and hyping himself more than anything else.



U're absolutely correct mate! I've talked to his ex student from Croatia who has been a year with Hess and he told me the same...

He hasn't got any face-face communication, he just sends you computer - generated lessons based on the application form u filled by reggistering on his site... He's not making lessons for every student separately...

This is just insane, they should forbidd that guy!! mad.gif

QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 29 2012, 08:53 AM) *
Perhaps he's studied NLP and the way tv evangelists sell their information and beliefs. I can understand why he might (if he has) because it's all about delivering the most impact with your information. I could be totally wrong though, I'm not going to judge the man smile.gif



I just couldn't consciously do that. People aren't stupid.. they know if you're just treating them like cattle and feeding the same info. Copy, paste etc.. wink.gif



He couldn't sell anything in Europe...

U can't generalize all the people same way Ben...

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