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post Oct 5 2012, 02:35 PM
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Did you know that cattle can climb up stairs, but cannot climb down because their knees cannot bend properly ?


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post Oct 5 2012, 02:38 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Oct 5 2012, 01:35 PM) *
Did you know that cattle can climb up stairs, but cannot climb down because their knees cannot bend properly ?


this is going to help me so much the next time I need to trap one in my house
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post Oct 5 2012, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE (BTrian @ Oct 5 2012, 02:38 PM) *
this is going to help me so much the next time I need to trap one in my house


You see ? I think of everything that could help you guys smile.gif


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post Oct 5 2012, 02:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYoA8OPmTlE

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post Oct 5 2012, 03:01 PM
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Cows can live 25 years. You can guess the age of a cow that has horns by counting the number of rings on the horns. Before counting, make sure the horns belong to a cow.

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post Oct 5 2012, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE (Ulrik @ Oct 5 2012, 02:55 PM) *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYoA8OPmTlE

Sorry to question your infinite knowledge!


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Well I am pleased !

Although what if the stairs are steep like stairs in a house ?

QUOTE (SpaseMoonkey @ Oct 5 2012, 03:01 PM) *
Before counting, make sure the horns belong to a cow.

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Yes.. if it's got two large dangling things near its back legs then slowly start moving away......


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post Oct 5 2012, 03:41 PM
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hahahah first bovine thread ever at gmc?? I didn't know that Ben... however Ulrik's video shows that they can climb down some kind of stairs... ohmy.gif


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post Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM
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Bovine fact #2:-
Cows cannot fly using a Jet Pack.


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post Oct 5 2012, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM) *
Bovine fact #2:-
Cows cannot fly using a Jet Pack.


Is this definite ?? I need to know smile.gif


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post Oct 5 2012, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Oct 5 2012, 04:29 PM) *
Is this definite ?? I need to know smile.gif

Have you ever seen one???


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post Oct 5 2012, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 05:22 PM) *
Have you ever seen one???


I haven't actually seen a cow use a jetpack but it doesn't mean it doesn't happen wink.gif


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post Oct 5 2012, 06:56 PM
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Man, I laughed ou loud… I mean, seriously!


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post Oct 5 2012, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM) *
Bovine fact #2:-
Cows cannot fly using a Jet Pack.

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post Oct 5 2012, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Oct 5 2012, 06:28 PM) *
I haven't actually seen a cow use a jetpack but it doesn't mean it doesn't happen wink.gif

Believe me, even the talking Anchor Cows are a long way from assisted avionic activities!!!
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post Oct 5 2012, 08:21 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 07:25 PM) *
Believe me, even the talking Anchor Cows are a long way from assisted avionic activities!!!
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I don't think our limited thought is helping this matter. I believe in a brighter tomorrow, where cows can fly !


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post Oct 5 2012, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Oct 5 2012, 08:21 PM) *
I don't think our limited thought is helping this matter. I believe in a brighter tomorrow, where cows can fly !

Let's face facts...
Cows cannot climb down stairs, ladders or any other kind of tessellated height reducing structure, neither can they use Jetpacks. Much the same way as they're useless at Backgammon.
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post Oct 5 2012, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 11:29 AM) *
Let's face facts...
Cows cannot climb down stairs, ladders or any other kind of tessellated height reducing structure, neither can they use Jetpacks. Much the same way as their useless at Backgammon.
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif True but beware the Kung Fu Cow!

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post Oct 5 2012, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (AK Rich @ Oct 5 2012, 08:45 PM) *

Bovine Martial Arts is surely in Ben's domain??
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post Oct 5 2012, 10:36 PM
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LOL!



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post Oct 5 2012, 11:29 PM
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Total Blasphemy...you do realise in some countries the cow is a holy animal..shame on you all !! wink.gif
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