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post Jun 29 2007, 03:55 PM
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Stolen from: http://ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyar...irlfriends.html

01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.

02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!

03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.

04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.

05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.

06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!

07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.

08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.

09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.

10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.

11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.

12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.

13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.

14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.

15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!


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post Jun 29 2007, 04:01 PM
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Indeed biggrin.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 05:05 PM
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Well said biggrin.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 08:09 PM
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well said man! that list is very funny laugh.gif

(pstt...i dont think the ladies of GMC will approve this.... rolleyes.gif tongue.gif huh.gif laugh.gif

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post Jun 29 2007, 08:37 PM
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Lol. Im guessing your having girl troubles ? laugh.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 08:46 PM
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post Jun 29 2007, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE (FretDancer69 @ Jun 29 2007, 09:09 PM) *
(pstt...i dont think the ladies of GMC will approve this.... rolleyes.gif tongue.gif huh.gif laugh.gif

hehe... I was thinking the same thing! smile.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 09:13 PM
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Hahahaha awesome! But i am SURE girls at GMC are not gonna like it! biggrin.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 09:51 PM
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QUOTE (Pavel @ Jun 29 2007, 02:13 PM) *
Hahahaha awesome! But i am SURE girls at GMC are not gonna like it! biggrin.gif



hehe! its just a matter of time! laugh.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 10:05 PM
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Haha, very good list, but see theres this one type of girl that is all above that. A guitar playing girl. Trust me FIND ONE. There amazing. Im gonna marry mine tongue.gif!! And the great thing about guitar playin girls is. that if you piss them off. Go buy them a new guitar ahah. They will be happy then. And you can touch all you want tongue.gif!!


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QUOTE (Ryan @ Jun 29 2007, 03:05 PM) *
Haha, very good list, but see theres this one type of girl that is all above that. A guitar playing girl. Trust me FIND ONE. There amazing. Im gonna marry mine tongue.gif!! And the great thing about guitar playin girls is. that if you piss them off. Go buy them a new guitar ahah. They will be happy then. And you can touch all you want tongue.gif!!


yea, guitar girls are amazing, but very hard to find. Specially the ones who are very serious about guitar. I hope i can find the perfect one someday wink.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE (FretDancer69 @ Jun 29 2007, 04:09 PM) *
yea, guitar girls are amazing, but very hard to find. Specially the ones who are very serious about guitar. I hope i can find the perfect one someday wink.gif

I had to only wait 17 years!! I guess im not doing to bad on that huh!!


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post Jun 29 2007, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE (FretDancer69 @ Jun 29 2007, 11:09 PM) *
yea, guitar girls are amazing, but very hard to find. Specially the ones who are very serious about guitar. I hope i can find the perfect one someday wink.gif


What about this one: https://www.youtube.com/nascream79

I'm sure she's the same age as some of you guys! smile.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (lavendell @ Jun 29 2007, 11:29 PM) *
What about this one: https://www.youtube.com/nascream79

I'm sure she's the same age as some of you guys! smile.gif

Haha! great tongue.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 11:01 PM
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A guitar chick? That would be a dream come true for me! biggrin.gif But I'm not holding my breath. It's hard enough to find guys who are serious about guitar where I live, let alone a girl.
I'm pretty sure I have a better chance at winning the lottery (about 1 in 14 000 000) than finding a girl who I can talk to about sweep picking or pentatonic runs tongue.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 11:14 PM
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I found it while I was aimlessly searching UG for articles to read in boredom.

Glad you all enjoyed it smile.gif

Apologies if it offends any of the females but c'mon, it is pretty funny! ...you don't have to admit it's true even though we all know the truth wink.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE (AIB234 @ Jun 29 2007, 04:14 PM) *
I found it while I was aimlessly searching UG for articles to read in boredom.

Glad you all enjoyed it smile.gif

Apologies if it offends any of the females but c'mon, it is pretty funny! ...you don't have to admit it's true even though we all know the truth wink.gif


yea, thanks for sharing it with us. i know that the ladies are gonna take action against this laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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post Jun 29 2007, 11:30 PM
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Funny Funny!

First thing im gonna do now is show my girlfriend this list! smile.gif
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QUOTE (FretDancer69 @ Jun 29 2007, 06:22 PM) *
yea, thanks for sharing it with us. i know that the ladies are gonna take action against this laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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QUOTE (GroovinMastiff @ Jun 29 2007, 05:01 PM) *
A guitar chick? That would be a dream come true for me! biggrin.gif But I'm not holding my breath. It's hard enough to find guys who are serious about guitar where I live, let alone a girl.
I'm pretty sure I have a better chance at winning the lottery (about 1 in 14 000 000) than finding a girl who I can talk to about sweep picking or pentatonic runs tongue.gif laugh.gif

Damn, I guess im really lucky then huh!! I just thought it was nothing finding them, but now i know its not. But keep on trying guys. You will eventually find one!! tongue.gif I got faith in you if you really want it enough!!


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