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post Jul 6 2007, 08:53 AM
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You don't go to work the work goes to you!! laugh.gif

i wish the yeti was my friend smile.gif


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post Jul 6 2007, 09:07 AM
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QUOTE (JOhn @ Jul 6 2007, 09:53 AM) *
You don't go to work the work goes to you!! laugh.gif

i wish the yeti was my friend smile.gif




The Yeti becomes your friend and move in to you.
But when you can´t pay the cabel tv bill he decide to move home, and he takes you with him. You take your guitar with you, but when you arrive up in the cold mountains you realise that he hasn´t got any electricity

I wish I had a flying pig


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post Jul 6 2007, 09:50 AM
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QUOTE (Norven @ Jul 6 2007, 02:07 AM) *
The Yeti becomes your friend and move in to you.
But when you can´t pay the cabel tv bill he decide to move home, and he takes you with him. You take your guitar with you, but when you arrive up in the cold mountains you realise that he hasn´t got any electricity

I wish I had a flying pig


You have a flying plastic moneyjar pig, that takes a homemade battery with a broken remote control.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep in an hour!

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post Jul 6 2007, 03:44 PM
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...But you find that the nightmares of your guitars coming to life and running away from you while also stealing your money and leaving a wake of destruction in which all your stuff is destroyed, keep you awake...


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I wish i could own Sam Ash Music Stores.
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post Jul 6 2007, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Jul 6 2007, 04:44 PM) *
...But you find that the nightmares of your guitars coming to life and running away from you while also stealing your money and leaving a wake of destruction in which all your stuff is destroyed, keep you awake...
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I wish i could own Sam Ash Music Stores.


And you do, but the very day after you decide to cancel insurance that covers lightning and just run with a basic one a freak coincident accident makes it so lightning strikes all stores simultaniously and ironicly turn all store into ash leaving you in debt for life.


I wish I had a harem full of beautiful women.


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post Jul 6 2007, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE (MickeM @ Jul 6 2007, 10:59 AM) *
And you do, but the very day after you decide to cancel insurance that covers lightning and just run with a basic one a freak coincident accident makes it so lightning strikes all stores simultaniously and ironicly turn all store into ash leaving you in debt for life.
I wish I had a harem full of beautiful women.


Stockholm becomes the capital for Playboy worldwide, all the girls move over but have nowhere to stay. You offer accomodation and they thank you ... but you quickly become exhausted and you escape to persue a monks life in the hills, and forget to take your guitars and amps with you.

I wish I could figure out how to calculate ACKs and Windows for TCP packets for the test tool I am writing ...


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post Jul 6 2007, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Jul 6 2007, 02:26 PM) *
I wish I could figure out how to calculate ACKs and Windows for TCP packets for the test tool I am writing ...


Andrew...I don't have a sweet clue what your talking about... laugh.gif

But as I'm suppose to crush your wish and i'm assuming it has to do with computers.....just as you calculate everything the system crashes and all info is lost including how you calculated it all in the first place.


I wish that I could go see RATM this summer.
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post Jul 6 2007, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE (rokchik @ Jul 6 2007, 01:43 PM) *
I wish that I could go see RATM this summer.


You win Front Row tickets in a contest!! You go and book your Hotel and you're all ready to rock.
But 3 hours before the Concert Tom Morello slips on a Banana peel, Sprains both his Ankles, and the Concert is Canceled!! laugh.gif

I wish Hendrix and SRV were still alive!
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post Jul 6 2007, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE (Slammer @ Jul 6 2007, 11:57 AM) *
You win Front Row tickets in a contest!! You go and book your Hotel and you're all ready to rock.
But 3 hours before the Concert Tom Morello slips on a Banana peel, Sprains both his Ankles, and the Concert is Canceled!! laugh.gif

I wish Hendrix and SRV were still alive!


They are, but they're both in a shaivo-esque coma indefinitely.

I wish I hadn't started this thread!


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post Jul 6 2007, 07:15 PM
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You didn't, its all in your head!
I wish i had one of every guitar ever made. (except the hello kitty one)

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I wish I would stop thinking that Guitarman700 really IS Peter Frampton!!
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QUOTE (Slammer @ Jul 6 2007, 02:16 PM) *
I wish I would stop thinking that Guitarman700 really IS Peter Frampton!!


He Really is - your head explodes

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I wish i had one of every guitar ever made. (except the hello kitty one)


They all fall through a wormhole in space, landing in a huge pile and undergo gravitational collapse becoming a black hole. Only one guitar quantum tunnels through the event horizon - the hello kitty one.

I wish it was the weekend now ...


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post Jul 6 2007, 07:53 PM
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Due to the previusly mentioned vortex, all days are weekdays FOREVER.


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Due to your last post killing my thread for 2 weeks, you get sucked into the vortex and end up living the rest of your life living in a small box in a warehouse from hell where all the guitars were stored.

I wish my alt picking was faster.


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post Jul 20 2007, 08:46 AM
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your alternate picking is so fast that you break every string you try to play, and then when you try to slow down, you can't ohmy.gif .


I wish that the prementioned vortex hadn't destroyed the universe tongue.gif
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QUOTE (lespaulrocker @ Jul 20 2007, 03:46 AM) *
your alternate picking is so fast that you break every string you try to play, and then when you try to slow down, you can't ohmy.gif .
I wish that the prementioned vortex hadn't destroyed the universe tongue.gif


It comes back, but reality was replaced by a parallel univers in which there are NO GUITARS!

I wish my I could use my now useless guitar powers on the Saxaphone ...


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post Jul 20 2007, 02:53 PM
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Useless? I think not, your guitar powers change the way people think about the Saxaphone, and instantly promote you to God status.

2000 years later, I wish god would reinvent the guitar so i could get my string skipping action going good.


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post Jul 20 2007, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE (Hemlok @ Jul 20 2007, 08:53 AM) *
Useless? I think not, your guitar powers change the way people think about the Saxaphone, and instantly promote you to God status.

2000 years later, I wish god would reinvent the guitar so i could get my string skipping action going good.



God reinvents the guitar for you based on the advice he gets from Yngwie. The advice is wrong however, and the newly invented guitar resembles a Saxaphone and you are set back another 2000 years.

I wish I could tour with Mark Knopfler.
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post Jul 20 2007, 07:24 PM
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u go on tour bt sumhow end up playin a broken harp on stage (embarassin)

i wish i had three hands to play guita wit


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