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Todd Simpson
post Jun 30 2014, 11:05 PM
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Back in my day, you had guitar necks the size of TREE TRUNKS and you had to earn it!!!! None of this thin neck crazy stuff that is so "hip" with these paper shredderers I keep hearing about!!!


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post Jun 30 2014, 11:17 PM
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and what kind of person calls his guitar neck a 'WIZARD'?? its nothing short of nonsense and malarkey mad.gif its not right I tell ya!


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post Jul 1 2014, 03:34 AM
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Malarkey I say!!! Pure Malarkey!!!! smile.gif Well spoken!!


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and what kind of person calls his guitar neck a 'WIZARD'?? its nothing short of nonsense and malarkey mad.gif its not right I tell ya!



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post Jul 1 2014, 07:35 AM
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I thought this might have been another Marty Friedman interview !! laugh.gif


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post Jul 1 2014, 08:00 AM
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Yeah, stop the madness, for as far As I know my wife prefers thick as well !!

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post Jul 1 2014, 10:10 AM
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It's nothing but Japanese shenanigans!! What was ever wrong with the American made guitars with a whole Spruce Tree as a neck and Telegraph Wires for Strings?
You'd never see Stevie Ray with a poncy 'Gandalf IV' Neck and some infinitesimal pieces of thread for strings!!!


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post Jul 1 2014, 11:05 AM
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and who are playing these 'guitars' anyway? can you name any real guitarists using them? NO you cant, because there's none.








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You'd never see Stevie Ray with a poncy 'Gandalf IV' Neck and some infinitesimal pieces of thread for strings!!!

fyi if there is ever a guitar with a Gandalf IV neck...... im buying it instantly biggrin.gif


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post Jul 1 2014, 12:01 PM
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QUOTE (bleez @ Jul 1 2014, 11:05 AM) *
and who are playing these 'guitars' anyway? can you name any real guitarists using them? NO you cant, because there's none.


Exactly. You'd never catch me with one ph34r.gif

The only guitar necks I use are at least 500 years old and still growing !


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post Jul 1 2014, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (bleez @ Jul 1 2014, 11:05 AM) *
fyi if there is ever a guitar with a Gandalf IV neck...... im buying it instantly biggrin.gif

Maybe I should incorporate it into my next build!!
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post Jul 1 2014, 05:15 PM
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They should change the name from Ibanez, to Ibeenhad!


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post Jul 1 2014, 06:08 PM
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I dont think they should be sold alongside proper guitars either, they are clearly just cheap children's toys.

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They should change the name from Ibanez, to Ibeenhad!

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Maybe I should incorporate it into my next build!!
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sir..... take my money.


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post Jul 2 2014, 04:47 AM
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Hahahahahah!!! Nice smile.gif "Poncy Gandalf IV neck"

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It's nothing but Japanese shenanigans!! What was ever wrong with the American made guitars with a whole Spruce Tree as a neck and Telegraph Wires for Strings?
You'd never see Stevie Ray with a poncy 'Gandalf IV' Neck and some infinitesimal pieces of thread for strings!!!


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