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post Oct 15 2007, 09:12 AM
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Hey all GMCers! Warning! Not for the Mature who dont care for humor and randomness

Today in the chat room, Botoxfox, Chast, Me, and Robin made a little story for you... no make that a LONG story! biggrin.gif

We started with Botoxfox starting with 3 words, then Chast adding 3 words, then me adding 3 words and then Robin adding 3 words and so on. HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!... haha...

Here it goes!!!

Once upon a time, a little orange fish went down to mexico to get some machine guns. The FEDS stopped him at the border. They saw his absolutly incredible bomb he had, but they didn't discover the secret why a fish shot a gorilla.
Mr. Petrucci witnessed Paul Gilbert trying to shred Unholy Warcry's solo. Mr. Petrucci said that he was making a contract with Herman Li, but the orange PGM (paul gilbert's signature model guitar) that Paul threw at Petrucci had a baby. BUT THE BABY WAS A JEM!!!! which brought Vai's attention. He totally freaked out and sued Paul for billions of monkeys. The PMGs became alive, grew arms and started to play Get Out of My Yard. Dr. Professer. Petrucci Graduated from Medical Guitar Noob School and and Paul Gilbert got naked and strutted his stuff. Vai got hot and took his guitar and slapped the PGM on Paul Glibert's bottom. Then the fish got pissed off and started to say "WHAT THA "FUNK" IS GOIN ON?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!! Steve Vai got dressed and took a bus to the everlasting land of GobStoppers.
Back in Mexico, Satch's hairy chest started to shoot hair balls. The chest crumpled and hid the fish in it's skin.
Meanwhile, Paul and Mr. Jackson fell into Mr. Petrucci's handbag. Suddenly, the Canadians shot Osama and Yngwie Malmsteen took the handbag with great fury and jumped into warped speed.
Then the "Antidisastablimentarianismic Zulfarian Foxes" ate Mr. Petrucci and followed the way of Muris to become fully fledged people worthy enough to say, THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Edit: Andrew, can you move this thread to the off topic fourm? thanks...

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post Oct 15 2007, 09:50 AM
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Thats like a really weird and dangerous but exciting Drug Trip, interesting, no doubt. smile.gif
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post Oct 15 2007, 10:11 AM
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Man,all I remember was my name somewhere at the end laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 15 2007, 10:26 AM
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hmm...I wish my Squire gave birth to JEMs! lol pretty weird.
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post Oct 17 2007, 03:48 AM
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post Oct 17 2007, 03:51 AM
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post Oct 17 2007, 03:53 AM
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hahahaha really fun biggrin.gif


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post Oct 17 2007, 06:04 AM
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i need to think this 1 over....


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haha great ! i enjoyed reading...


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post Oct 19 2007, 08:44 PM
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