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post Oct 31 2007, 04:04 AM
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No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process.

We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it.

So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right smile.gif



lol sorry I'm being weird again.

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post Oct 31 2007, 04:07 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 10:04 PM) *
No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process.

We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it.

So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right smile.gif
lol sorry I'm being weird again.

All guitars are girls. Wow, those are some mean, and very aggressive girls (thinking of Heavy Metal). I wouldnt want to date one of them!!


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:08 AM
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Jesus, i wonder what kinda girl Karl Sanders (Nile) custom KXK guitar is laugh.gif
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post Oct 31 2007, 04:10 AM
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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Oct 30 2007, 10:08 PM) *
Jesus, i wonder what kinda girl Karl Sanders (Nile) custom KXK guitar is laugh.gif

Haha, all them Heavy metal girl/guitars are very abused. Someone needs to call the cops!!


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:11 AM
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QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 08:07 PM) *
All guitars are girls. Wow, those are some mean, and very aggressive girls (thinking of Heavy Metal). I wouldnt want to date one of them!!


Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:12 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 07:11 PM) *
Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:15 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 10:11 PM) *
Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Haha, aint that the truth!!


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:24 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 11:11 PM) *
Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


Remember there are real women reading this whom we don't want to offend ...


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QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Oct 30 2007, 10:24 PM) *
Remember there are real women reading this whom we don't want to offend ...

Yeah, ahh but we got the rocker women, there different tongue.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 04:35 AM
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Hmmm, I will play it safe in this thread.... No comment !! laugh.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 05:39 AM
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QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 08:24 PM) *
Yeah, ahh but we got the rocker women, there different tongue.gif

Ya, and the women I've met here have something called a SENSE OF HUMOR! laugh.gif
Seriously, we are all friends here; friends rip on each other, and it's all in good fun.
As long as no one goes over the line and personally attacks someone, I say bring it on!
Some people these days are WAY too sensitive! It's ok to make jokes about female stereotypes,
and it's ok for the girls to make fun of us guys for how much we smell, how much we belch, how lazy we are,
etc, etc...
I won't be offended, I promise...I hear it every day from my wife!
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post Oct 31 2007, 05:52 AM
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QUOTE (ActiveX @ Oct 30 2007, 11:39 PM) *
Ya, and the women I've met here have something called a SENSE OF HUMOR! laugh.gif
Seriously, we are all friends here; friends rip on each other, and it's all in good fun.
As long as no one goes over the line and personally attacks someone, I say bring it on!
Some people these days are WAY too sensitive! It's ok to make jokes about female stereotypes,
and it's ok for the girls to make fun of us guys for how much we smell, how much we belch, how lazy we are,
etc, etc...
I won't be offended, I promise...I hear it every day from my wife!

Haha true, oh so true about the sensitivity thing. People now adays are just a "bunch of little girls" (figure of speech). They will cry about anything. Guys dont smell haha. ONLY there rooms do!!


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post Oct 31 2007, 07:12 AM
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I knew a lady once who said to me she could really envy a guitar, how well it was treated in the hands of it's owner, the guitarist.

I don't see my guitar as a woman, but I can fully understand your point of view spiderusalem, aswell as my lady friend. So this time you contributed with a very sensable post laugh.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE (MickeM @ Oct 30 2007, 11:12 PM) *
I knew a lady once who said to me she could really envy a guitar, how well it was treated in the hands of it's owner, the guitarist.

I don't see my guitar as a woman, but I can fully understand your point of view spiderusalem, aswell as my lady friend. So this time you contributed with a very sensable post laugh.gif


yeah it happens every once in a while that what I say actually means something. very rare though. laugh.gif


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post Oct 31 2007, 08:25 AM
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QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 10:52 PM) *
Guys dont smell haha. ONLY there rooms do!!


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post Oct 31 2007, 01:15 PM
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My guitars not male or female....
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post Oct 31 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 31 2007, 12:04 AM) *
No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process.

We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it.

So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right smile.gif
lol sorry I'm being weird again.


I never put much stalk into how I refered to my guitar, but a while ago I realized I did refer to my Les Paul as "he". I guess it's due to the shear weight and how deep and throaty the tone is. Just seems like a boy guitar to me. Still haven't named him though tongue.gif

But Spiderusalem the philosophy you mentioned is true for most I think. And not only with guitars...most men I know refer to their cars, motorcycle or whatever their prized possesions are as feminin. However I believe if most cared for the women in their lives like they care for these possesions, with the love and respect, the world would be a much happier place biggrin.gif

QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 31 2007, 12:11 AM) *
Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


This is true for both sides of the coin my friend. But don't get me started on the double standards between men and women laugh.gif All I'll say is there are jerks in both sexes.
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post Oct 31 2007, 09:16 PM
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Does that mean if I bring one of my guitars to bed with us my man gets one of his dearest fantasies fulfilled??? wink.gif laugh.gif


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QUOTE (PlayAllDay @ Oct 31 2007, 05:16 PM) *
Does that mean if I bring one of my guitars to bed with us my man gets one of his dearest fantasies fulfilled??? wink.gif laugh.gif


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That is too funny girl! If that's the case I gotta get a bigger bed as I'd have to sleep next to a motorcycle! wink.gif

But seriously...why do people refer to stuff in the feminine?

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