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Spiderusalem
post Dec 23 2007, 11:57 PM
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GMC themed Carnival, with such attractions as:


Bobbing for pedals (with your teeth of course)

The Moderator dunking booth (I'd volunteer to facilitate this attraction myself wink.gif )

A long brick wall placed in a part of the carnival where few people ever venture with a variety of spraypaints available nearby, this attraction is known only as "the test board"

A funhouse that simulates the horrors of not logging on for a while only to return to find that everyone has developed some strange teletubby fetish.

A "request a lesson" simulator booth, and all requests for an alternate picking lesson will be met with a slap in the face administered by Pavel.


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post Dec 24 2007, 12:00 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Dec 23 2007, 05:57 PM) *
The Moderator dunking booth (I'd volunteer to facilitate this attraction myself wink.gif )


Yeah, I'd like to help you with that - oh wait blink.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 12:38 AM
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IM to Epic to be dunked, i must be put above a volcano, or somethin equally or more epic wink.gif

Another bad idea for the carnival.

You know the booth full of air that blows money around? replace those dollar bills with JEM's.
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post Dec 24 2007, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Dec 24 2007, 11:57 AM) *
The Moderator dunking booth (I'd volunteer to facilitate this attraction myself wink.gif )


WHOO!!! laugh.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 01:58 AM
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Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem laugh.gif
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post Dec 24 2007, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Dec 23 2007, 07:58 PM) *
I have one more....
Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem laugh.gif


No holds barred wrestling ??


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post Dec 24 2007, 02:47 AM
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shred contest on a ukulele.

I would so maybe not win.


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post Dec 24 2007, 03:36 AM
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why do we need to limit the masterclass idea to just guitar???

why not bagpipe masterclass, and harmonica masterclass?!?!?!?!?!


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post Dec 24 2007, 04:10 AM
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In the style of Greenday. laugh.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 04:16 AM
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Polka Masterclass
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post Dec 24 2007, 06:04 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Dec 24 2007, 02:47 PM) *
shred contest on a ukulele.

I would so maybe not win.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEXh_HjqXa8
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post Dec 24 2007, 07:20 AM
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post Dec 24 2007, 07:35 AM
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QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Dec 23 2007, 05:47 PM) *
shred contest on a ukulele.

I would so maybe not win.


laugh.gif That reminds me of this. Not a ukulele, but still rang a bell for some reason.
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post Dec 24 2007, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Dec 24 2007, 01:58 AM) *
I have one more....
Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem laugh.gif


And with another mod refereeing it wink.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 04:32 PM
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I propose that the carnival have a game of survival. 5 teams of 2 (GMC members) set off into the woods for one night, all members equipped with guitars. While in the woods Satan will come ambush the teams periodically (Kristopher in a devil mask with a pitchfork) and will ask them to improvise their own idea of the "greatest song in the world". Those who fail to satisfy "Satan" with their guitar skills will be eliminated, and have their GMC video viewing and forum posting rights stripped of them forever. The last team remaining is the one to encounter "Satan" the most times, impress him with their guitar skills with a new song every time, and not be eliminated. This team will win credibility for willing to participate in such a randomly thought up, stupid contest, and will receive one week free GMC video access. Following this, the losers will have tomatoes thrown at them, and sumo's use their bodies as a pillow.

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post Dec 24 2007, 05:11 PM
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id personally like to see the "One on One lesson - How to play when you're completely wasted!"

it would add so much extra practice time to my schedule tongue.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE (AdamWest @ Dec 25 2007, 04:32 AM) *
I propose that the carnival have a game of survival. 5 teams of 2 (GMC members) set off into the woods for one night, all members equipped with guitars. While in the woods Satan will come ambush the teams periodically (Kristopher in a devil mask with a pitchfork) and will ask them to improvise their own idea of the "greatest song in the world". Those who fail to satisfy "Satan" with their guitar skills will be eliminated, and have their GMC video viewing and forum posting rights stripped of them forever. The last team remaining is the one to encounter "Satan" the most times, impress him with their guitar skills with a new song every time, and not be eliminated. This team will win credibility for willing to participate in such a randomly thought up, stupid contest, and will receive one week free GMC video access. Following this, the losers will have tomatoes thrown at them, and sumo's use their bodies as a pillow.

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post Dec 25 2007, 05:17 AM
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QUOTE (Tomy Jeon @ Dec 25 2007, 05:50 AM) *
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Yeah i like family guy laugh.gif I watch The Simpsons more though wink.gif


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post Dec 25 2007, 06:13 AM
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QUOTE (AdamWest @ Dec 25 2007, 05:17 PM) *
Yeah i like family guy laugh.gif I watch The Simpsons more though wink.gif


Nah, The Simpsons isn't as fun as Family Guy. I like Stewie. He's cool. cool.gif


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