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post Dec 4 2007, 02:59 AM
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lol thanks Andrew. Thought I give you admins some break. But still you gotta admit the amount of time someone dedicated to coming up with a concept to that joke(the long one). I can see him writing a 500 page book with that story extended and ending it the same way. Imagine how mad people would be with an ending like that.


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post Dec 4 2007, 09:21 AM
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Hollywood probably bought the film rights as well Vince and will be working on the sequel even as we speak unsure.gif .

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post Dec 4 2007, 08:15 PM
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I feel I'm missing out on something, whats with the teletubby avatars laugh.gif ?

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post Dec 4 2007, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE (Owen @ Dec 4 2007, 08:15 PM) *
I feel I'm missing out on something, whats with the teletubby avatars laugh.gif ?

Our polish members may disapprove laugh.gif

+1 I'm wondering about that too... huh.gif


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post Dec 4 2007, 08:26 PM
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I've (un)officially initiated myself into their cult now. Lets see if I can find some answers laugh.gif


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post Dec 4 2007, 08:48 PM
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Much better than jokes.

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post Dec 4 2007, 09:51 PM
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lol. Way to make this a 4chan forum Robin.


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post Dec 4 2007, 11:37 PM
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their greats hits were The Wall.


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post Dec 4 2007, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE (VinceG @ Dec 4 2007, 10:37 PM) *
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their greats hits were The Wall.


hmm.. not a royal fan but not exactly great taste


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post Dec 4 2007, 11:47 PM
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My new signature!

Brent quoted out of context! laugh.gif

He's gonna kill me for this one tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 4 2007, 11:40 PM) *
hmm.. not a royal fan but not exactly great taste


Yeah - 'Wish you were here' is a much better album smile.gif .

Sorry couldn't resist - I'll get my coat unsure.gif


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post Dec 5 2007, 05:02 PM
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Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.”

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The 2nd man says: “What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen.”

1st man: “No, it’s true, let me prove it to you.” So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The 2nd man tells him: “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke.”

1st man: “No, I’ll prove it again” and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

2nd man: “Well what the hell, it works, I’ll try it.” So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors…and hits the sidewalk with a ’splat.’

Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker: “You know Superman, you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk.”


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post Dec 5 2007, 05:12 PM
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post Dec 5 2007, 05:20 PM
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lol glad you like it biggrin.gif


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post Dec 5 2007, 06:08 PM
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I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... unsure.gif
Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think...

LINK

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post Dec 6 2007, 09:26 PM
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell
the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've
been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible
deaths.So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has
been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red-handed.As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding.Finally, I went out to the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above ground!By now I was really mad, so I started beating
on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off.
So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting
hammering on his fingers.Of course, he couldn't stand that for long,
so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the
bushes, stunned but okay.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into
the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it
landed on him, killing him instantly.But all the stress and anger got
to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man
in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being
full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day.You see, I live on the 26th floor of
my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
balcony.Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because
I fell over the edge.But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
balcony on the floor below me.I knew I couldn't hang on for very
long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.I thought
for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.I
held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a
hammer and started pounding on my hands.Finally I just let go, but
again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all
right.Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this
refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly,
and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
process was repeated.Peter explained that heaven was full and asked
for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a
refrigerator..."


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post Dec 7 2007, 06:30 PM
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Vince...I actually read that joke of yours. I can't believe after all that..it really was a joke...not very funny punch-line but the story was quite amusing. Now I need visene cause my eyes are blood-shot. KEK.


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QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 5 2007, 08:08 PM) *
I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... unsure.gif
Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think...

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Hahahahahahahaha, i cant stop laughing laugh.gif
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