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post Dec 31 2007, 12:34 PM
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post Jan 19 2008, 08:59 PM
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That joke was good! How offensive can the jokes be? I only know offensive stuff:/

EDIT: Basically, what I mean is, are racist jokes allowed? rolleyes.gif

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post Jan 19 2008, 09:03 PM
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QUOTE (Fsgdjv @ Jan 19 2008, 07:59 PM) *
EDIT: Basically, what I mean is, are racist jokes allowed? rolleyes.gif


Probably not a good idea wink.gif

remember also we have young members here, just keep em in good taste smile.gif


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post Jan 19 2008, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE (Smells @ Jan 19 2008, 09:03 PM) *
Probably not a good idea wink.gif

remember also we have young members here, just keep em in good taste smile.gif

Well, I had to ask.. biggrin.gif

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post Feb 14 2008, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 5 2007, 06:08 PM) *
I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... unsure.gif
Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think...

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Yeah I liked that one.

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post Feb 14 2008, 08:27 PM
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I don't think GMC is equipped with a Chuck Norris thread and I don't want to start one so I'll put it here.
Just to show you that Chuck is really HUGE.
1. Go to http://www.google.com/
2. type in "find chuck norris"
3. Hit the "I feel lucky" button

/"minor" spelling error in link corrected smile.gif

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post Feb 14 2008, 08:41 PM
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LOLOLOL.

I was so confused for a minute there.

Thinking "thats rather strange for google" huh.gif then I looked at the address bar haha tongue.gif


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post Feb 14 2008, 08:48 PM
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biggrin.gif
Maybe I should add that I get redirected to google.se so my guess is that the button is labeled "I feel lucky" in english, I don't know really. And I hope the result is the same in all the localised versions of google.


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post Feb 15 2008, 03:58 AM
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QUOTE (blindwillie @ Feb 14 2008, 01:27 PM) *
I don't think GMC is equipped with a Chuck Norris thread and I don't want to start one so I'll put it here.
Just to show you that Chuck is really HUGE.
1. Go to http://www.google.com/
2. type in "find chuck norris"
3. Hit the "I feel lucky" button

/"minor" spelling error in link corrected smile.gif


LMAO what the hell!!!?P huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif huh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Feb 16 2008, 03:22 AM
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1. Camilla Parker-Bowles walks into a bar and a horse says 'Why the long face?'

2. A man who is just a head wants to compete in a swimming race. The swimmers take their positions on the starting blocks and an official helps the guy who is just a head onto his block. The official fires the starting pistol and everyone dives in. The head has trouble with this but manages to wobble into the pool where he immediately sinks to the bottom. The race is over and the official notices that the head is still at the bottom of the pool. So he rolls his sleeves up, reaches in and pulls the head out of the pool. "Are you alright, mate?" says the official. After much coughing and blustering the head says "Oh man....what a time to get cramp!"


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post Feb 16 2008, 08:24 AM
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

- Saliva



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post Feb 16 2008, 03:00 PM
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762916


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post Feb 16 2008, 03:31 PM
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Why do guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboard of their cars when they park?


--So they can park in the handicap spots.
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post Feb 16 2008, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 02:00 PM) *

lmao that was ingenius...
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post Feb 16 2008, 06:46 PM
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.


"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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post Feb 16 2008, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE (DeepRoots @ Feb 16 2008, 06:38 PM) *
lmao that was ingenius...

+1 Haha


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post Feb 16 2008, 07:00 PM
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So a drummer, sick of being made fun of, decides he wants to learn another instrument. So he heads to the local music store and asks the clerk
"Where are you accordians?"
"Over there" Says the clerk as he points to a corner
After about 5 minutes, the drummer returns to the clerk and says
"Id like to buy the big white one in the very back"
"Youre a drummer arent you?" says the clerk
"Yes, why?"
"Because thats a radiator"

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post Feb 16 2008, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ Feb 16 2008, 10:00 AM) *
So a drummer, sick of being made fun of, decides he wants to learn another instrument. So he heads to the local music store and asks the clerk
"Where are you accordians?"
"Over there" Says the clerk as he points to a corner
After about 5 minutes, the drummer returns to the clerk and says
"Id like to buy the big white one in the very back"
"Youre a drummer arent you?" says the clerk
"Yes, why?"
"Because thats a radiator"

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Brilliant! biggrin.gif


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post Feb 16 2008, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 06:10 PM) *
Brilliant! biggrin.gif



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post Feb 16 2008, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 12:10 PM) *
Brilliant! biggrin.gif


i dont get it... sort of... blink.gif


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