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botoxfox View Member Profile	Dec 31 2007, 12:34 PM
Dec 31 2007, 12:34 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	, You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by botoxfox: Apr 22 2011, 09:05 AM -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

Fsgdjv View Member Profile	Jan 19 2008, 08:59 PM
Jan 19 2008, 08:59 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.255 Joined: 12-April 07	That joke was good! How offensive can the jokes be? I only know offensive stuff:/ EDIT: Basically, what I mean is, are racist jokes allowed? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Fsgdjv: Jan 19 2008, 09:01 PM -------------------- My Practice Agenda

Chris Evans View Member Profile	Jan 19 2008, 09:03 PM
Jan 19 2008, 09:03 PM	Learning Tone Guru - Community Coordinator & Moderator Posts: 6.319 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Sittingbourne, UK	QUOTE (Fsgdjv @ Jan 19 2008, 07:59 PM) EDIT: Basically, what I mean is, are racist jokes allowed? Probably not a good idea remember also we have young members here, just keep em in good taste You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Show us what part of the world you live in and get yourself ON THE GMC:er Location MAP

Fsgdjv View Member Profile	Jan 19 2008, 09:04 PM
Jan 19 2008, 09:04 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.255 Joined: 12-April 07	QUOTE (Smells @ Jan 19 2008, 09:03 PM) Probably not a good idea remember also we have young members here, just keep em in good taste Well, I had to ask.. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Andrew Cockburn: Jan 19 2008, 09:54 PM -------------------- My Practice Agenda

blindwillie View Member Profile	Feb 14 2008, 08:23 PM
Feb 14 2008, 08:23 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.533 Joined: 28-March 07 From: Luleå, Sweden	QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 5 2007, 06:08 PM) I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think... LINK Yeah I liked that one. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by blindwillie: Feb 14 2008, 08:24 PM -------------------- Schecter C1 Hellraiser EMG 81/85, replaced with JB/Jazz (SH4/SH2n) w. coilsplit Schecter Revenger HB-105, replaced with EMG 81/85 Stratocaster Deluxe Players Noiseless Ibanez 2550z Blackstar HT5H, Blackheart BH5H w. BH112, Laney LX35D, Line6 Pod XT, Marshall MS-2 Headphones: Sennheiser RS120 Stay tuned...

blindwillie View Member Profile	Feb 14 2008, 08:27 PM
Feb 14 2008, 08:27 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.533 Joined: 28-March 07 From: Luleå, Sweden	I don't think GMC is equipped with a Chuck Norris thread and I don't want to start one so I'll put it here. Just to show you that Chuck is really HUGE. 1. Go to http://www.google.com/ 2. type in "find chuck norris" 3. Hit the "I feel lucky" button /"minor" spelling error in link corrected You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by blindwillie: Feb 14 2008, 08:36 PM -------------------- Schecter C1 Hellraiser EMG 81/85, replaced with JB/Jazz (SH4/SH2n) w. coilsplit Schecter Revenger HB-105, replaced with EMG 81/85 Stratocaster Deluxe Players Noiseless Ibanez 2550z Blackstar HT5H, Blackheart BH5H w. BH112, Laney LX35D, Line6 Pod XT, Marshall MS-2 Headphones: Sennheiser RS120 Stay tuned...

Owen View Member Profile	Feb 14 2008, 08:41 PM
Feb 14 2008, 08:41 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	LOLOLOL. I was so confused for a minute there. Thinking "thats rather strange for google" then I looked at the address bar haha You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

blindwillie View Member Profile	Feb 14 2008, 08:48 PM
Feb 14 2008, 08:48 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.533 Joined: 28-March 07 From: Luleå, Sweden	Maybe I should add that I get redirected to google.se so my guess is that the button is labeled "I feel lucky" in english, I don't know really. And I hope the result is the same in all the localised versions of google. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Schecter C1 Hellraiser EMG 81/85, replaced with JB/Jazz (SH4/SH2n) w. coilsplit Schecter Revenger HB-105, replaced with EMG 81/85 Stratocaster Deluxe Players Noiseless Ibanez 2550z Blackstar HT5H, Blackheart BH5H w. BH112, Laney LX35D, Line6 Pod XT, Marshall MS-2 Headphones: Sennheiser RS120 Stay tuned...

FretDancer69 View Member Profile	Feb 15 2008, 03:58 AM
Feb 15 2008, 03:58 AM	GMC:er Posts: 2.442 Joined: 11-June 07 From: Honduras	QUOTE (blindwillie @ Feb 14 2008, 01:27 PM) I don't think GMC is equipped with a Chuck Norris thread and I don't want to start one so I'll put it here. Just to show you that Chuck is really HUGE. 1. Go to http://www.google.com/ 2. type in "find chuck norris" 3. Hit the "I feel lucky" button /"minor" spelling error in link corrected LMAO what the hell!!!?P You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Playing Guitar Since: December 2006

albino View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 03:22 AM
Feb 16 2008, 03:22 AM	GMC:er Posts: 50 Joined: 26-January 08 From: South Australia	1. Camilla Parker-Bowles walks into a bar and a horse says 'Why the long face?' 2. A man who is just a head wants to compete in a swimming race. The swimmers take their positions on the starting blocks and an official helps the guy who is just a head onto his block. The official fires the starting pistol and everyone dives in. The head has trouble with this but manages to wobble into the pool where he immediately sinks to the bottom. The race is over and the official notices that the head is still at the bottom of the pool. So he rolls his sleeves up, reaches in and pulls the head out of the pool. "Are you alright, mate?" says the official. After much coughing and blustering the head says "Oh man....what a time to get cramp!" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! --------------------

CycoKilla View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 08:24 AM
Feb 16 2008, 08:24 AM	GMC:er Posts: 48 Joined: 11-February 08 From: Newcastle, Australia	What did the drummer get on his IQ test? - Saliva How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? - 1. He just holds the bulb & the entire world revolves around him. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Gear: Epiphone Les Paul Standard Limited Edition Birds-Eye Maple Epiphone PR350 - 12 String Acoustic Ibanez "EX" series Marshall JCM800 50W Lead Combo Line 6 Toneport UX2

Owen View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 03:00 PM
Feb 16 2008, 03:00 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762916 You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 03:31 PM
Feb 16 2008, 03:31 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	Why do guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboard of their cars when they park? --So they can park in the handicap spots. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

DeepRoots View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 06:38 PM
Feb 16 2008, 06:38 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 02:00 PM) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762916 lmao that was ingenius... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

DeepRoots View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 06:46 PM
Feb 16 2008, 06:46 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

botoxfox View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 06:47 PM
Feb 16 2008, 06:47 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	QUOTE (DeepRoots @ Feb 16 2008, 06:38 PM) lmao that was ingenius... +1 Haha You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

Stevie-Ray-Vaugh... Stevie-Ray-Vaughn View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 07:00 PM
Feb 16 2008, 07:00 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 1.119 Joined: 23-December 06 From: Canada!	So a drummer, sick of being made fun of, decides he wants to learn another instrument. So he heads to the local music store and asks the clerk "Where are you accordians?" "Over there" Says the clerk as he points to a corner After about 5 minutes, the drummer returns to the clerk and says "Id like to buy the big white one in the very back" "Youre a drummer arent you?" says the clerk "Yes, why?" "Because thats a radiator" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Stevie·Ray·Vaughn: Feb 16 2008, 07:00 PM -------------------- But still I want answers, what's the point, what does all this mean?

Owen View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 07:10 PM
Feb 16 2008, 07:10 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ Feb 16 2008, 10:00 AM) So a drummer, sick of being made fun of, decides he wants to learn another instrument. So he heads to the local music store and asks the clerk "Where are you accordians?" "Over there" Says the clerk as he points to a corner After about 5 minutes, the drummer returns to the clerk and says "Id like to buy the big white one in the very back" "Youre a drummer arent you?" says the clerk "Yes, why?" "Because thats a radiator" Brilliant! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

Stevie-Ray-Vaugh... Stevie-Ray-Vaughn View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 07:21 PM
Feb 16 2008, 07:21 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 1.119 Joined: 23-December 06 From: Canada!	QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 06:10 PM) Brilliant! Thank you You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- But still I want answers, what's the point, what does all this mean?

FretDancer69 View Member Profile	Feb 16 2008, 09:27 PM
Feb 16 2008, 09:27 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.442 Joined: 11-June 07 From: Honduras	QUOTE (Owen @ Feb 16 2008, 12:10 PM) Brilliant! i dont get it... sort of... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Playing Guitar Since: December 2006

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