I found this list funny...

Highlights:
13. It is acceptable to listen to non-doomy music if you play it at 1/4 of its normal tempo.
44. If there are more than 30 beats per minute, the music is too fast.
154. If half the audience hasn't left out of frustration before you've finished your first note, then you're playing too fast.


http://doomish.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1195

Haha; "134. Fail young, fail often"

haha, that's another favorite of mine

33. If you're a Doom/Death fan, you must complain endlessly about Droning Doom because it's even slower and more boring than what you listen to. Also complain about trad-doom because half the vocalists sound like they've been castrated.

This one is true! The thing about traditional doom that is.

hahaha, mad rules !!!

haha. You gotta love Doom metal. There is this band from where I am from and they play so slowly at most points it sounds like they have stopped completely.

Haha, I just got an idea for a gig: Using some software to keep the sustain forever, and just putting down the guitar and leave for some hours

. I think some Hardcore-Fans would stay.

That list was awesome

in doom ,bpm stands for "beats per millenium"

Haha, new favourite one:
"81. Doom musicians don't move at gigs. If they move, they are not doom."


and: "97. Doom should sound like being alone, naked, with no food, or water, in the middle of a terrible blizzard, with a lot of hatred and pain in your heart, while being on drugs. If it doesn’t go see a doctor of doom."

Thanks for posting.

58. A Funeral Doom riff should last a minimum of 15 seconds, and repeat itself for at least 16 minutes.

Haha, number 188 followed by 189... I laughed my nuts off!
It's too nasty to copypaste into this forum though

HAH! 188 and 189!!

158 is quite cool,too