Ultimate Guitar Shape, Lp Or Strat? |
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Ultimate Guitar Shape, Lp Or Strat? |
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Aug 22 2010, 07:44 AM |
For me its not a question of which guitar-body is most sexy - rather, which guitar can You pick up the most sexiest bodies with? And by my experience this issue shows that a strat will win on all occasions. (unless You're not gigging at a retirement home) Why?
A Strat has a more human body (eg. a LP looks like it missing an arm or something), and reminds the girls of a Phallos-symbol. And if You shake that symbol fast enough, it will remind them of something else. No matter of how YOU look. They keep their eyes on the guitar and making fantasies of what is there behind.... In the line of duty: Dr. M.D. Staffay.D.O.M.Freud Note: D.O.M. stands for "Dirty Old Man" -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Aug 22 2010, 09:47 PM |
Yeah... Slash just gets all the dudes running and throwing themselves at him, breaking his Les Paul? Must not be a chick magnet at all?
Gees I must of picked the wrong guitar! ... while I'm at it, I also better get into Teenie POP music - that's the $@!* that get's all the girls going crazy, Justin Beiber has to daily fight off all the naked chicks! -------------------- Play Games Arcade Take a break, Play Games! Play the best free online flash games at Aaron's Game Zone like Bloons Tower Defense 4! |
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Aug 22 2010, 10:02 PM |
Justin Beiber has to daily fight off all the naked chicks! Yeah, Lesbians can be such a threat! *falls off chair* -------------------- My YouTube Channel
Lost in all the 2000+ GMC lessons? Check my Lesson Plan Guitars Fender American Standard Stratocaster - Olympic White body, Maple fretboard, White Pearl pickguard, 21 frets, SSS Yamaha Pacifica Amplifier Marshall 15CDR, 45 watts Recording equipment/software Line 6 POD Studio GX Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 Reaper v3.04 Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 |
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Aug 25 2010, 09:29 PM |
The Strat! Its amazing how a body style that was made over 50 years ago is still considered by many to be the best body shape!
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