Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman! |
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Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman! |
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Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM |
I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers???
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat! So what shall I do? Any suggestions ??? //Staffay -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM |
It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar, and turned to the makeup box to regain your attention.
Your LP is feeling overlooked and lonely. Tell it it's fine as it is and that you'll never abandon it for that other guitar but that you love them both equaly much. And just saying it won't help, you have to show it too. As soon as it lays off the perfume you should go to it, tell it you prefer that woody smell and show your appreciation, play them old licks you used to. Show some love! -------------------- My bands homepage
All time favourites: B. Streisand - Woman in Love, M. Hopkin - Those were the days, L. Richie - Hello |
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Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM |
It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar, and turned to the makeup box to regain your attention. Your LP is feeling overlooked and lonely. Tell it it's fine as it is and that you'll never abandon it for that other guitar but that you love them both equaly much. And just saying it won't help, you have to show it too. As soon as it lays off the perfume you should go to it, tell it you prefer that woody smell and show your appreciation, play them old licks you used to. Show some love! Hmmm, that's some theory! But I played her for about 2-3 hours yesterday so she can't complain bout that.... (maybe I have to move that make-up box out of my studio/guitar area??? ) The strange thing here is that I have some other old guitars and they just have the same old smell of coffee poured all over them, beer, cigarette-smoke and old underwear.. (like a guitar shall smell) Lets hope that the other guitars don't adopt this LP behaviour - otherwise my house gonna smell like a Ladies rest room at the Grand Central Station! This post has been edited by Staffy: Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM |
Two questions arise...
maybe I have to move that make-up box out of my studio/guitar area??? Yes you should! And what is it doind there in the first place? ...non rethorical, don't wanna know. smell like a Ladies rest room at the Grand Central Station! How do you know the smell of a ladies rest room at the central station ...same thing here, I don't really want to know -------------------- My bands homepage
All time favourites: B. Streisand - Woman in Love, M. Hopkin - Those were the days, L. Richie - Hello |
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Jan 19 2010, 10:49 AM |
Two questions arise... Yes you should! And what is it doind there in the first place? ...non rethorical, don't wanna know. How do you know the smell of a ladies rest room at the central station ...same thing here, I don't really want to know Since You obviously dont wanna know what I know and I'm sure that You already know by Yourself , I won't tell anything either... But with all respect to our little secrets in life, I was down in the basement now and the fact remains the same: She STILL smells!! Think you've been on the coffee again staffy! True about the image though, maybe you could be the eddie izzard of the guitar world and start wearing frocks on stage? You're right though, it doesnt suit the hat so send it to me. Hahaaa, are You sure You want the hat? Don't wanna have the smelling LP instead?? -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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