Lame Jokes
Pi38
May 14 2008, 04:06 PM
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This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! *weak laugh*

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Trond Vold
May 14 2008, 05:11 PM
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I got one:

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.... at Darth Ma(u)ll

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- Pi38   Lame Jokes   May 14 2008, 04:06 PM
- - Old School Rocker   QUOTE (Pi38 @ May 14 2008, 08:06 AM) This...   May 14 2008, 04:39 PM
- - Pi38   Well, I guess it makes sense that you would forget...   May 14 2008, 04:42 PM
- - Pi38   Now that one is classic!   May 14 2008, 05:12 PM
- - Mark.   It's BIG and YELLOW, and if it hits you in you...   May 14 2008, 05:41 PM
- - Pi38   RE: Lame Jokes   May 14 2008, 05:46 PM
- - Ivan Milenkovic   What's that small and dangerous sitting on a b...   May 14 2008, 09:46 PM
- - DeepRoots   Well you want lame? You got it What do clouds we...   May 14 2008, 09:56 PM
|- - bladzerok   QUOTE (DeepRoots @ May 14 2008, 04:56 PM)...   May 14 2008, 10:03 PM
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- - Pi38   We're actually getting some good jokes out of ...   May 14 2008, 10:07 PM
- - DeepRoots   What insect is good at math? An ac...   May 14 2008, 10:10 PM
- - Trond Vold   Haha! The thunderware one was brilliant   May 14 2008, 10:10 PM
- - chast   I love lame jokes Some more please I only know g...   May 14 2008, 10:13 PM
- - Nemanja Filipovic   I know that Chuck is every where but this one is m...   May 14 2008, 10:15 PM
- - DeepRoots   What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ...   May 14 2008, 10:18 PM
- - Stevie·Ray·Vaughn   What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? ...   May 14 2008, 10:28 PM
- - Hisham Al-Sanea   five different things between the 2 pictures can ...   May 14 2008, 10:36 PM
|- - Siggum   QUOTE (Hisham Al-Sanea @ May 14 2008, 11...   May 14 2008, 10:45 PM
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- - Hisham Al-Sanea   @ sigumm the 4 different things is right still 1 m...   May 14 2008, 10:50 PM
- - Stevie·Ray·Vaughn   Is that the joke, theres only 4?   May 14 2008, 10:50 PM
|- - Hisham Al-Sanea   QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ May 15 2008, 01...   May 14 2008, 10:52 PM
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- - Trond Vold   Where do baby cows eat? The calf-eteria...   May 15 2008, 01:25 AM
- - USAMAN   Why dont canibals eat clowns? They ta...   May 15 2008, 02:37 AM
- - Maximus   Where does a pig keep his car? I...   May 15 2008, 02:58 AM
- - stratman33   I have some pretty lame yo mamma jokes but there p...   May 15 2008, 03:07 AM
- - Sircraigery   How many guitar players does it take to change a l...   May 15 2008, 05:45 AM
- - Pi38   Oh, man, these are awesome.   May 15 2008, 03:02 PM
- - Capt.Z   hhmmm..... i think i got one, but jacked up.. How...   May 15 2008, 09:03 PM
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