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Jun 15 2010, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE (Keilnoth @ Jun 15 2010, 09:41 PM)  Now, that's a thread Staffy will love for sure.  Wow! How could You guessed that Keil, R U a mind-reader or something???  In fact I have a story from the last gig we did, a lady at age 65+ attended my former girlfriend and said: "Who's that little ugly man over there playing ??? " She answered: "-Thats the father of my children!" The lady then got embaressed and were apologizing to me the rest of the evening. But what really hurted me was that she seems to be turned on by the bass-player instead. (see photo) I suddenly realized that I'm not able to get any woman 10 years younger than myself, not even TWENTY years OLDER!!!! So what to do? I dont gonna give this up, I will be a greater star than Jagger & Richards together, and then I will have girls twice as young as theirs as well as twice as good-looking !!!!! //Staffay EDIT: Uploaded the photo in the right format.... Btw. here is how I looked on stage..... (I didnt know that I look THAT wild, Fred Flinta and I are look-a-likes!!! ) //Staffay This post has been edited by Staffy: Jun 15 2010, 10:09 PM
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purple hayes I'm Too Old To Be A Rock Star Jun 15 2010, 05:07 PM
Fran Great story mate. Who needs to be a rock star anyw... Jun 15 2010, 05:31 PM Bogdan Radovic Its never to late. Show em who is the boss next ti... Jun 15 2010, 05:37 PM Gitarrero It's the same in my band. All the guys are old... Jun 15 2010, 05:51 PM Pedja Simovic Funny story but I can see this being true Maybe y... Jun 15 2010, 05:51 PM Daniel Realpe we human beings tend to look for good genes,
but ... Jun 15 2010, 06:35 PM Fre Great story indeed, but sorry for you.
But there a... Jun 15 2010, 06:40 PM
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Rik Veldhuizen I feel a funny coming... Jun 15 2010, 09:48 PM Power_Arctica QUOTE (purple hayes @ Jun 15 2010, 05:07 ... Jun 15 2010, 10:42 PM purple hayes QUOTE But what really hurted me
was that she seems... Jun 15 2010, 11:26 PM
Staffy QUOTE (purple hayes @ Jun 16 2010, 12:26 ... Jun 15 2010, 11:52 PM
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Adrian Figallo you are never too old to be a rockstar, now if you... Jun 16 2010, 01:20 AM SirJamsalot QUOTE (Adrian Figallo @ Jun 15 2010, 05:2... Jun 16 2010, 05:42 PM Staffy QUOTE (Adrian Figallo @ Jun 16 2010, 02:2... Jun 16 2010, 07:17 PM
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Vasilije Vukmirovic Well, music is music, fame is fame...
One has to s... Jun 16 2010, 01:31 PM Bogdan Radovic QUOTE (Vasilije Vukmirovic @ Jun 16 2010, 02... Jun 16 2010, 01:53 PM
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rokchik I don't know how to respond to this without pu... Jun 16 2010, 04:51 PM The Uncreator I have to slightly disagree somewhat, I am the sam... Jun 16 2010, 05:00 PM ruben_mcn But if you where playn "More than word"s... Jun 16 2010, 05:06 PM Adrian Figallo any VH song would do the trick too Jun 16 2010, 05:25 PM Gitarrero QUOTE (SirJamsalot @ Jun 16 2010, 06:42 P... Jun 16 2010, 07:32 PM Todd Simpson Really great thread! Tons of funny stuff. They... Jun 16 2010, 09:21 PM Staffy I dunno what to do with those young babes anyway -... Jun 16 2010, 10:28 PM Ivan Milenkovic There are many reasons why people want to become r... Jun 16 2010, 11:14 PM thefireball QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jun 16 2010, 05... Jun 18 2010, 05:34 AM Daniel Realpe QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jun 16 2010, 11... Jun 27 2010, 03:38 PM
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Trond Vold Hah, what a great thread!
I dont think there... Jun 17 2010, 05:54 PM Vasilije Vukmirovic I think Ivan gave best answer. Someone will be fam... Jun 18 2010, 12:13 PM Bogdan Radovic QUOTE (Vasilije Vukmirovic @ Jun 18 2010, 01... Jun 29 2010, 12:43 AM
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Vasilije Vukmirovic Hehe, now we have Jason Nacera's comic inspire... Jun 28 2010, 12:43 PM
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