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Gitarrero View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 02:55 PM
Nov 5 2011, 02:55 PM	Accomplished Rock Star Posts: 4.059 Joined: 24-June 08 From: Rottweil, Germany	Hi guys, so I went to the gym today, looking forward to 90 solid minutes of pumping iron and relaxed jogging on the treadmill. In the studio I realized that I forgot my iPod...no Dropkick Murphys pushing me to new records today! Now, the studio is run by a really nice italian family, really nice people, their 20 year old daughter Vittoria is adorable and all...but they have a bad taste in music. I suffered through 90 minutes of italo-pop before, but today I felt like I was at an 80's party. This is a small collection of the music that completely failed to give me superpowers What are your worst / funniest / most remarkable gym stories? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Check my band project with fellow GMCer VilleFIN Facebook Youtube Soundcloud Twitter Instagram

dark dude View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 04:46 PM
Nov 5 2011, 04:46 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.081 Joined: 27-September 09 From: London, UK	You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Ibanez 2550E LTD EC-1000 VB Roland Cube 30W

SpaseMoonkey View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 04:52 PM
Nov 5 2011, 04:52 PM	GMC:er Posts: 951 Joined: 8-May 11 From: Warren, Ohio	Lol... Where I go they put the treadmills up on like a landing so everyone can see the tvs. Well they have this sign that says careful step. Needless to say I was kind of busy reading the sign that I feel and tumbled onto the ground. I stood up and just walked off laughing that I did it. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez S770PB (Natural Flat) , Ibanez XPT700 (Chameleon) , Sterling J Richardson Signature , Squire IV Jazz Bass (Sunburst) Gear: Neural DSP Plugins My YouTube Page.

thefireball View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 06:13 PM
Nov 5 2011, 06:13 PM	Learning Roadie Posts: 4.537 Joined: 9-March 10 From: United States, Arkansas	Well glad you didn't hurt yourself. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- YouTube - A Place For Melodic Guitarists Instagram - Behind the Music Analyzed Within - My Christian Metal Band

Ulrik View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 07:18 PM
Nov 5 2011, 07:18 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 853 Joined: 11-December 07 From: Copenhagen	Don't get me started with bad music in the gym. Deftones - my own summer, that is real gym music. My stories are: Training my back on a bench, and then some random guy farts just in front of me. That was a bad experience, and girls with too much perfume is almost just as bad in the gym. This week some guy put an open half empty can of tuna in the shower, goddammit! You know the machines, that are bikes but only for your arms? If you don't pay attention, it really hurts banging the pedal into your face at full speed. And yes I'll hang out muslims too here. Standing naked in the shower seems normal to me, but awkward when 7 other dudes are in the showers with their boxers on. Oh yeah, and another shower story. Once the gym switched the shower rooms for guys and girls because of repairs. When they swithed it back, at least one girl didn't realize it. The room was pretty empty when I came out of the shower. So this girl came passing me from behind. So she just saw some long hair, a towel around the shoulder and my well-trained butt. And at that point she didn't realize anything yet. Then when she passed the next corner of lockers I heard a little scream. I guess she met the next naked guy from the front You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! --------------------

Ben Higgins View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 07:20 PM
Nov 5 2011, 07:20 PM	Instructor Posts: 13.792 Joined: 11-March 10 From: England	I've never been to a gym Could have been worse, Christian.. you could have been pumping iron along to this Or maybe you were ? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Ben Higgins: Nov 5 2011, 07:21 PM -------------------- My Lessons My Youtube Channel My Band

Gitarrero View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 07:24 PM
Nov 5 2011, 07:24 PM	Accomplished Rock Star Posts: 4.059 Joined: 24-June 08 From: Rottweil, Germany	Priceless stories Ulrik! And yes Ben...I pumped iron along to this questionable classic... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Check my band project with fellow GMCer VilleFIN Facebook Youtube Soundcloud Twitter Instagram

Gabriel Leopardi View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 07:31 PM
Nov 5 2011, 07:31 PM	Instructor Posts: 36.043 Joined: 3-March 07 From: Argentina	hahahah that's really bad! I could return home if I realize that I forget the ipod when I go to the gym. The always put the worst music ever! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My lessons Do you need a Guitar Plan? Join Gab's Army Check my band:Cirse Check my soundcloud:Soundcloud Please subscribe to my:Youtube Channel

Fran View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 07:31 PM
Nov 5 2011, 07:31 PM	Learning Rock Star - Wiki Coordinator Posts: 8.451 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Spain	I feel your pain. That should teach not to forget your mp3 next time You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster, Ibanez RG2570MZ, Epiphone SG G-400 Amp: Vox AC4TVH head + V112TV cab Effects: Vox Satchurator, Vox Time Machine, Dunlop CryBaby, Boss MT-2, Boss CE-5, Boss TU-2, Boss ME-70 Recording: Line-6 POD X3 + FBV-Express, Pandora PX5D GMC wants YOU to take part in our Guitar-Wikipedia! Have a good time reading great articles and writing your own with us in our GUITAR WIKI! Share your playing and get Pro-advice from our Instructors: Join REC

Sinisa Cekic View Member Profile	Nov 5 2011, 10:19 PM
Nov 5 2011, 10:19 PM	Instructor Posts: 4.649 Joined: 15-October 08 From: Belgrade,Serbia	Hey, rhythm is perfect for the gym, don't complain !!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My lessons My FaceBook My Band FaceBook

PosterBoy View Member Profile	Nov 6 2011, 09:39 AM
Nov 6 2011, 09:39 AM	Learning Roadie Posts: 3.179 Joined: 26-October 11 From: Galway, Ireland	Had to bail at the low point of a squat once, thought I'd got away without drawing any attention to myself, when a gym buddy came over and pointed to the barbell on the safety rails and said 'Isn't that meant to be up there?, pointing up at the top rest of the squat rack. I feel your pain of forgetting the mp3 player. Best workout album for me Story of the year - In the wake of determination You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by PosterBoy: Nov 6 2011, 09:40 AM -------------------- My SoundCloud Gear Tyler Burning Water 2K Burny RLG90 with BK Emeralds Fender US Tele with BK Piledrivers Epiphone 335 with Suhr Thornbuckers PRS SE Custom 24-08 Ax8 Fessenden SD10 PSG Quilter TT15

Cosmin Lupu View Member Profile	Nov 6 2011, 11:45 AM
Nov 6 2011, 11:45 AM	Instructor Posts: 22.808 Joined: 14-June 10 From: Bucharest	QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Nov 5 2011, 06:20 PM) I've never been to a gym Could have been worse, Christian.. you could have been pumping iron along to this Or maybe you were ? Ulrik - I have nothing to beat your stories ...YET )))) Ben - as always +++++1 We are quite a numerous bunch of friends, going to the same gym, in the same time! Some of my bandmates in Voodoo and Aria, are in this little fraternity and some other musician friends - now, we talk mostly about...guess what...MUSIC and all those jocks look at us like we're a bunch of freaks and they try to ask us the same stupid question which ignorant people ask all the time: 'How do you guys do that on stage? TANANANANANANANANANANA!!! Like that huh?' Usually, I like to laugh with them, but actually I am laughing at them feels good to know you're not a lackwit, doesn't it? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Cosmin Lupu: Nov 6 2011, 11:45 AM -------------------- My lessons We can work on YOUR GUITAR and MUSIC development TOGETHER. Write me a private message if you wish to! Please subscribe to my Youtube Channel Days Of Confusion Facebook Page Mozart Rocks My facebook page

Mudbone View Member Profile	Nov 6 2011, 06:17 PM
Nov 6 2011, 06:17 PM	Learning Apprentice Player Posts: 1.750 Joined: 6-May 10 From: Charlotte, NC (residence)/Boston, MA (home) USA	It could be worse, the gym could be playing hip hop That music gives me diarrhea, and listening to it while I'm doing squats can have tragic consequences. Many times I actually just go back home if I forget my mp3 player. I was at the gym one time, and this guy on the treadmill in front of me would run on it going forward, then jump, turn around, and run backwards, then jump, and repeat the process. Well as you would guess he ended jumping one last time, tripped, and crashed his big dumb face right into the treadmill... but he didn't fall off... he held on to the railing like Arnold holds on to a choppa, and managed to get back onto it. He started running again as if nothing ever happened. I'm sure he thought all the ladies were impressed by his spectacular save. QUOTE (Ulrik @ Nov 5 2011, 01:18 PM) Oh yeah, and another shower story. Once the gym switched the shower rooms for guys and girls because of repairs. When they swithed it back, at least one girl didn't realize it. The room was pretty empty when I came out of the shower. So this girl came passing me from behind. So she just saw some long hair, a towel around the shoulder and my well-trained butt. And at that point she didn't realize anything yet. Then when she passed the next corner of lockers I heard a little scream. I guess she met the next naked guy from the front I'm sure if she walked in and saw my hairy butt in the shower stall, she would've thought somebody was washing a chimpanzee in the locker room You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- He who laughs last thinks slowest. "That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens Gear: Guitars: Uncle Rufus' Twanger Classic Amps: Mississippi Boom Box Mojo: Hammer of Odin and a pair of Ox gonads Inspiration: Samuel Adams Boston Lager Zero to Hero: 1,387/10,000

nikeman64 View Member Profile	Nov 7 2011, 08:38 AM
Nov 7 2011, 08:38 AM	Experienced Tone Seeker Posts: 296 Joined: 13-May 11 From: Belgium	Oh great; gym stories,....after 33 years of pumping iron including 7 years of competition, I can tell hundreds of them !!!! Here's one, In those competition years we were on a very strict diet, you now : 6 meals a day, stuff like rice with tuna and pineapple .... Everything was measered properly. When new guys came to the gym and saw our hard earned muscles they wanted to become like us and asked us what they needed to do. I remember there was this skinny dude and he was really freaking out when he saw us. He followed us all around, wanted to know everything about training, nutrition, diet..... He was very hungry but kinda weird. Soon he asked us for a diet program and we gave him one ; rice, pasta, fruit, egg white, chicken, vegetables, oatmeal (jami jami)..., all on perfect calories. After a few days we asked him how it all went. "It's not easy", he said "Man it's tough !!" "Yeah, we know man, but don't give up, after a while you'll get used to it. Bodybuilding is a way of life. .... No pain,... No gain !!! ( ) And that was the last time we saw him for 2 weeks. Then he came back to the gym, even skinnier than before and told us he had experienced serious trouble with the diet we gave him. He had been in the hospital with a serious obstruction and disfunction of his intestines."How can that be man, it's all healthy food, we are doing this for years !!!", we replied. It turned out he thought he needed to eat everything raw, so he had been eating all that rice, pasta, chicken, fish uncooked! Now THAT ! ... is HARDCORE !!!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Experienced Tone Seeker

Cosmin Lupu View Member Profile	Nov 7 2011, 08:44 AM
Nov 7 2011, 08:44 AM	Instructor Posts: 22.808 Joined: 14-June 10 From: Bucharest	QUOTE (nikeman64 @ Nov 7 2011, 07:38 AM) Oh great; gym stories,....after 33 years of pumping iron including 7 years of competition, I can tell hundreds of them !!!! Here's one, In those competition years we were on a very strict diet, you now : 6 meals a day, stuff like rice with tuna and pineapple .... Everything was measered properly. When new guys came to the gym and saw our hard earned muscles they wanted to become like us and asked us what they needed to do. I remember there was this skinny dude and he was really freaking out when he saw us. He followed us all around, wanted to know everything about training, nutrition, diet..... He was very hungry but kinda weird. Soon he asked us for a diet program and we gave him one ; rice, pasta, fruit, egg white, chicken, vegetables, oatmeal (jami jami)..., all on perfect calories. After a few days we asked him how it all went. "It's not easy", he said "Man it's tough !!" "Yeah, we know man, but don't give up, after a while you'll get used to it. Bodybuilding is a way of life. .... No pain,... No gain !!! ( ) And that was the last time we saw him for 2 weeks. Then he came back to the gym, even skinnier than before and told us he had experienced serious trouble with the diet we gave him. He had been in the hospital with a serious obstruction and disfunction of his intestines."How can that be man, it's all healthy food, we are doing this for years !!!", we replied. It turned out he thought he needed to eat everything raw, so he had been eating all that rice, pasta, chicken, fish uncooked! Now THAT ! ... is HARDCORE !!!! he could've won 'Toughest viking warrior' PERIOD! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My lessons We can work on YOUR GUITAR and MUSIC development TOGETHER. Write me a private message if you wish to! Please subscribe to my Youtube Channel Days Of Confusion Facebook Page Mozart Rocks My facebook page

Ben Higgins View Member Profile	Nov 7 2011, 09:46 AM
Nov 7 2011, 09:46 AM	Instructor Posts: 13.792 Joined: 11-March 10 From: England	QUOTE (Mudbone @ Nov 6 2011, 06:17 PM) I'm sure if she walked in and saw my hairy butt in the shower stall, she would've thought somebody was washing a chimpanzee in the locker room QUOTE (nikeman64 @ Nov 7 2011, 08:38 AM) Oh great; gym stories,....after 33 years of pumping iron including 7 years of competition, I can tell hundreds of them !!!! Here's one, In those competition years we were on a very strict diet, you now : 6 meals a day, stuff like rice with tuna and pineapple .... Everything was measered properly. When new guys came to the gym and saw our hard earned muscles they wanted to become like us and asked us what they needed to do. I remember there was this skinny dude and he was really freaking out when he saw us. He followed us all around, wanted to know everything about training, nutrition, diet..... He was very hungry but kinda weird. Soon he asked us for a diet program and we gave him one ; rice, pasta, fruit, egg white, chicken, vegetables, oatmeal (jami jami)..., all on perfect calories. After a few days we asked him how it all went. "It's not easy", he said "Man it's tough !!" "Yeah, we know man, but don't give up, after a while you'll get used to it. Bodybuilding is a way of life. .... No pain,... No gain !!! ( ) And that was the last time we saw him for 2 weeks. Then he came back to the gym, even skinnier than before and told us he had experienced serious trouble with the diet we gave him. He had been in the hospital with a serious obstruction and disfunction of his intestines."How can that be man, it's all healthy food, we are doing this for years !!!", we replied. It turned out he thought he needed to eat everything raw, so he had been eating all that rice, pasta, chicken, fish uncooked! Now THAT ! ... is HARDCORE !!!! O.M.G. !!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My Lessons My Youtube Channel My Band

Ivan Milenkovic View Member Profile	Nov 10 2011, 12:28 PM
Nov 10 2011, 12:28 PM	Instructor Posts: 25.396 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Belgrade, Serbia	I do my workouts at home guys You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- - Ivan's Video Chat Lesson Notes HERE - Check out my GMC Profile and Lessons - (Please subscribe to my) YouTube Official Channel - Let's be connected through ! Facebook! :)

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