Physics Jokes/ Dumb Jokes Options

[The Uncreator]

I find these to be quite funny!

Dumb in a way, But they still made me laugh.
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--A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


--Delivery of Christmas gifts by Santa to the children of the world is now accomplished by riding Rudolf the red-shift
reindeer

--Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather
attractive.


--Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."


--Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? ''


--It is reported that Copernicus' parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."


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Anyone else got any dumb jokes that really arent that funny but you still laugh at?

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