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post Jun 5 2014, 08:36 PM
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Welcome to the beginner to pro tutorial about how to feel just like your an actual Rock Star!!!


Rock Star 101:

- Work hard without complaining. Don't expect things to be handed to you.

- Be brave and courageous.

- Boost your ego level and bad boy image. Wide stance.

- Look the part. Get ripped clothing, tattoos, shades, and don't forget a nose ring. Black leather and studs.

- Get an awesome axe. Learn a killer riff and just repeat it.

- Learn some death metal screams. Put on a mean tough face and grin.

- Celtic, Saxon, Viking and Chivalric culture - Among many metalheads, especially fans of power metal, there's a strong emphasis on masculinity and the warrior mentality, in sharp contrast to consumerist and metrosexual culture. Long hair and/or beards.

- Get down your dance moves and poses. Devil horns, air fists or at least some hand gestures. Hair whips.

- Always have at least one metal chick in your music videos.


Putting it all together, you should end up with:


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Gabriel Leopardi
post Jun 6 2014, 05:40 PM
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hahahahaah they must have added the wrong amount of the ingredients... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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Azzaboi
post Jun 7 2014, 11:38 PM
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Every single time I watch it... I can't keep a straight face!!! Hahahaaahaa

It is actually a mock parody, you gotta have some fun.
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post Jun 9 2014, 08:23 AM
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I'm pretty much nothing of the description except for the first two smile.gif I keep those with me VERY closely wink.gif

Let's see tho, how many of the rest have you guys tried in your careers so far? biggrin.gif


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post Jun 9 2014, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE (Azzaboi @ Jun 5 2014, 08:36 PM) *
- Boost your ego level and bad boy image. Wide stance.


When I had the band I done this one ALL THE TIME cool.gif we called it ' The Power Stance ' smile.gif


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post Jun 11 2014, 08:38 AM
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QUOTE (bleez @ Jun 9 2014, 03:37 PM) *
When I had the band I done this one ALL THE TIME cool.gif we called it ' The Power Stance ' smile.gif


Eh... c'mon, I'll admit it biggrin.gif I do that on stage a lot of times as well tongue.gif

Also, there's another thing you should add to the list:

- insanely complicated technical rider including exotic foods and beverages and super excentric wishes


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