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Sep 5 2008, 08:54 PM
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I found this list funny...
Highlights: 13. It is acceptable to listen to non-doomy music if you play it at 1/4 of its normal tempo. 44. If there are more than 30 beats per minute, the music is too fast. 154. If half the audience hasn't left out of frustration before you've finished your first note, then you're playing too fast. http://doomish.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1195 This post has been edited by Bedlam: Sep 5 2008, 09:00 PM |
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Sep 10 2008, 05:19 PM
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Haha, new favourite one:
"81. Doom musicians don't move at gigs. If they move, they are not doom." and: "97. Doom should sound like being alone, naked, with no food, or water, in the middle of a terrible blizzard, with a lot of hatred and pain in your heart, while being on drugs. If it doesn’t go see a doctor of doom." 
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Bedlam 196 Rules Of Doom Metal Sep 5 2008, 08:54 PM
Canis Haha; "134. Fail young, fail often" Sep 5 2008, 09:10 PM
Bedlam QUOTE (Canis @ Sep 5 2008, 03:10 PM) Haha... Sep 5 2008, 09:34 PM
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Fsgdjv 33. If you're a Doom/Death fan, you must compl... Sep 6 2008, 11:07 AM Juan M. Valero hahaha, mad rules !!! Sep 9 2008, 01:33 PM OrganisedConfusion haha. You gotta love Doom metal. There is this ban... Sep 9 2008, 01:43 PM Canis QUOTE (OrganisedConfusion @ Sep 9 2008, 02... Sep 9 2008, 02:42 PM
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Nazgul QUOTE (Canis @ Sep 9 2008, 03:42 PM) Haha... Sep 9 2008, 07:47 PM The Uncreator That list was awesome Sep 9 2008, 10:58 PM Young Guitarist in doom ,bpm stands for "beats per millenium... Sep 10 2008, 04:19 PM Matt23 Thanks for posting. Sep 10 2008, 05:39 PM Nazgul 58. A Funeral Doom riff should last a minimum of 1... Sep 10 2008, 06:08 PM Canis Haha, number 188 followed by 189... I laughed my n... Sep 10 2008, 07:11 PM Young Guitarist HAH! 188 and 189!! Sep 11 2008, 10:43 AM wollace03 158 is quite cool,too Sep 11 2008, 11:35 AM
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