User:Owen

Owen is a 16 year old guy from the east of Scotland in the Uk.

He has a pretty wry sense of humour, sexy long brown hair and glasses that compliment his overall facial structure, in short he thinks he's the dogs (danglies). He stands at roughly 5ft 7, is agnostic, and lives in the middle of nowhere - this would apparently indicate the reason for his rather high amount of posts on GMC.

He is the current 18th highest poster (yes I was sad enough to count) on the whole of GMC citing over 1100 posts in his name, sitting marginally behind Juan Valero.

In real life Owen employs a broad Scottish accent, doesnt speak as thoughtfully as he writes and is responsible for overusing the phrases "Just Naw" and "Actual Fail".

Owen listens to a huge amount of music (mostly metal) but also blues, classical, indie and punk. In this respect he's not much of a guitarist because he hates instrumentalists - apart from Buckethead and doesnt mind if the guitar in a piece of music is lacking complexity. Anyways he has approximately 273 albums or roughly a week of full on music.

Owen owns 4 guitars - a Telecaster (that says fender on it), a Indie Standard2000 Les Paul (Better than the name sounds - cost more than an Epiphone and is much more sexy), a Jim Deacon bass (yuck) and an Ovation Applause Semi Acoustic. His rate of guitar purchase is 1.33 a year - go me!

He's played guitar for approximately 3 years now and still sucks pretty bad - but that's not the point!

He plays in a Metal band called Incinerated and likes to be grim, kvlt and br00tal.

He is responsible for this bad excuse for a Creep Colony Interpretation that he spent far too long making:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqYqVNXpRU

He hates writing biographical stuff but needed this page to gratify his own ego. (cant you tell?)