196 Rules Of Doom Metal |
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196 Rules Of Doom Metal |
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Sep 5 2008, 08:54 PM |
I found this list funny...
Highlights: 13. It is acceptable to listen to non-doomy music if you play it at 1/4 of its normal tempo. 44. If there are more than 30 beats per minute, the music is too fast. 154. If half the audience hasn't left out of frustration before you've finished your first note, then you're playing too fast. http://doomish.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1195 This post has been edited by Bedlam: Sep 5 2008, 09:00 PM |
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Sep 5 2008, 09:10 PM |
Haha; "134. Fail young, fail often"
-------------------- GMC is not just a website... It's a lifestyle!
https://www.youtube.com/CanisArctus ->Click here for the ultimate practicing tip!<- |
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Sep 5 2008, 09:34 PM |
Haha; "134. Fail young, fail often" haha, that's another favorite of mine |
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Sep 9 2008, 01:33 PM |
hahaha, mad rules !!!
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Sep 9 2008, 02:42 PM |
haha. You gotta love Doom metal. There is this band from where I am from and they play so slowly at most points it sounds like they have stopped completely. Haha, I just got an idea for a gig: Using some software to keep the sustain forever, and just putting down the guitar and leave for some hours -------------------- GMC is not just a website... It's a lifestyle!
https://www.youtube.com/CanisArctus ->Click here for the ultimate practicing tip!<- |
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Sep 9 2008, 10:58 PM |
That list was awesome |
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Sep 10 2008, 04:19 PM |
in doom ,bpm stands for "beats per millenium"
-------------------- Rock On!
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Sep 10 2008, 05:19 PM |
Haha, new favourite one:
"81. Doom musicians don't move at gigs. If they move, they are not doom." and: "97. Doom should sound like being alone, naked, with no food, or water, in the middle of a terrible blizzard, with a lot of hatred and pain in your heart, while being on drugs. If it doesn’t go see a doctor of doom." This post has been edited by Canis: Sep 10 2008, 05:20 PM -------------------- GMC is not just a website... It's a lifestyle!
https://www.youtube.com/CanisArctus ->Click here for the ultimate practicing tip!<- |
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Sep 10 2008, 05:39 PM |
Thanks for posting.
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Sep 10 2008, 06:08 PM |
58. A Funeral Doom riff should last a minimum of 15 seconds, and repeat itself for at least 16 minutes.
-------------------- Chuck Norris rules! |
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Sep 10 2008, 07:11 PM |
Haha, number 188 followed by 189... I laughed my nuts off!
It's too nasty to copypaste into this forum though -------------------- GMC is not just a website... It's a lifestyle!
https://www.youtube.com/CanisArctus ->Click here for the ultimate practicing tip!<- |
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Sep 11 2008, 10:43 AM |
HAH! 188 and 189!!
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Sep 11 2008, 11:35 AM |
158 is quite cool,too
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