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- All Kristofer Dahl Ultimate-Guitar LessonsLEVEL 5All of Kristofer's Ultimate-Guitar.com lessons ("Shred Masterclass")in one place.
- Songwriting Part 1: Riffs and PartsLEVEL 4Hard rock influenced lesson, that explains the basic parts needed to write a song.
- Slash Complete Style I: Punk RhythmLEVEL 5Series based on the various styles of Slash.
- Los RamonesLEVEL 2We will be playing hard, mean and fast, this is the Johnny Ramone school.
- Grunge IIILEVEL 3In this lesson I will cover another important rock band that was also known as part of the Grunge scene.
- Slash Complete Style II: Punk SoloLEVEL 5Solo based on the punk style of Slash
- Super Hard RockLEVEL 5Let's combine influences of Mr. Big, Motley Crue, Velvet Revolver, Jeff Scott Soto, Danger Danger and Gun's & Roses.
- Power ChordsLEVEL 2How to play power chords. The chords we will use are in the key of G major.
- Slash Style: Country SoloingLEVEL 6In songs like "I Used To Love Her", "Sweet Child o´Mine" and "Paradise City" Slash play a lot of cliches from country music, in this lesson we will illustrate some of them.
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Kristofer Dahl10th February 2015Hehe thanks MrUK!
MrUK10th February 2015
Nice one Kris! 
MonkeyDAthos29th August 2011YERHHHHH m/
Adrian Figallo29th August 2011OH YEAH, this is my favorite from kris
thefireball19th May 2010I'm surprised the lyrics don't go against GMC rules and regulations.
clondeimbecil8th August 2009GREAT SONG.
Ivan Zecic10th July 2009This was definitely the craziest lesson I've ever seen!!! XD
- Eivind28th June 2009
im almost scared:P now i knew how to scare my dad:)
Keilnoth20th June 2009Ahah, just discovered this song. It is awesome!
- Karl-ss30th May 2009
dude! im so gonna freaking cover it as a crossover thrash song.... I just need to backingtracks xD
Dylan Yzewin24th May 2009HHAHA xD cool song
Alexiaden936th May 2009Wow ! You have a really cool voice, Kristofer ! Very nice guitar and lyrics !
- bamba232nd October 2008
WHAT THE ****
haha cool song
more dist could be cool 
kaznie_NL10th September 2008the intro riff is so catcing I wanna know it!!
Chokehold27th July 2008haha best song ever
Young Guitarist15th June 200802:05 i meant, sry, hahahaha! Kris you are freaking awesome!
- Young Guitarist15th June 2008
SUPER LOL AT 2:07! - 02:20
- Young Guitarist15th June 2008
Now this is new, Nice voice!
- whammysam28th May 2008
ha ha ha.. THIS IS SPINAL TAP (spoof british rock band) would very much enjoy this song.
- fatb0t22nd May 2008
awesome song, stick to guitar though dude hahah
Casper21st May 2008hahah awesome!
Lian Gerbino6th May 2008cooooollllllllll man!!!!
steve2520th April 2008lol Kris did you drop your pick in the solo by accident?
Canis6th April 2008Haha, I love this song. Very inspiring
You might be the next Wierd Al, Kris- ngqu29th March 2008
i can't believe i can play this ive only been playing for 8 months and this lesson was the one of the best.
- ngqu28th March 2008
dude! im using my dads account and im under 13! what kinda lyrics are those?!!
- Jasone7th March 2008
Hmm drugs are bad mmkay right on kris
- Kristofer Dahl3rd March 2008
Thanks alot guys for the comments - it makes very happy!
Alejandro Pinero3rd March 2008good song man!!
Mem24th February 2008Haha!!! loving this ! been stuck in my head for days lol i just hope i dont accidently sing it out loud in front of my parents :\ haha
Carlos Carrillo20th February 2008Fantastic!!
John Smith9th February 2008This is fantastic!!!!
- Kristofer Dahl3rd February 2008
Thans mick for for the kind words about the solo and Geir for the kind words about the singing!
- mick33rd February 2008
Cool song love the solo, that is the best solo I ever herd.
Geir_Javelyn19th January 2008Hahaha Awesome cool singing !
keep it rocking cris !!!
Nice solo there .
Tomy Jeon28th December 2007The lyrics!!!
Good song though.
Mike1626th December 2007How long did it take to come up with those lyrics? HaHa Bury all my genitals????? NIce solo
quebrado28th November 2007mycket bra solo kris, helsen Norge;)
(i hope that was good swedish....) and nice song aswell, by the way(Bra sang forresten;)
-Oskar
Grimjoura12th November 2007Very nice lesson Kris,
it reminded me of my fan-times of the Plasmatics (may you kow Wendy `O Williams)some years ago...
Sound like this have me me JOIN GMC.
THX a lot, Kris!!!
Xranthoius11th November 2007omfg kris the beginnign is so sexy!!
- Aviv Levi25th October 2007
OMFG, Soooo crazy and yet sooooo AWESOME!
krudtaa7th October 2007ha ha dude. pretty cool lesson.
- Soul_Decision23rd September 2007
Lol, Awesome!!
Kai Muehlenbruch18th September 2007BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
NOW WHAT IS THIS!``!!`!!??!?!?!!??!!??!?! *ROFL*
IT ROCKS LIKE SH... AWESOME...
Kris, now you scared me...I somehow realize our humor gets along almost to close...DAMN
BURRY ALL YOUR GENITALS PAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA !!!
i can´t stand it HAHAHAHHAHAHA:D- Kristofer Dahl18th September 2007
Well Ben - now you know that I am insane!
Ben Howell18th September 2007I never knew you had it in you Kris-i should have guessed your crazyness from the Mian page welcome video!
jammer916th September 2007love the end riff in vid 2... Rancid style. When can you make more punk lessons?
- jammer916th September 2007
GMC's ONLY P.u.N.k Rock lesson...
Whats with the lyrics though?
Cant wait for more punk rock lessons... - rockownz22nd August 2007
Omg that was so great!!! I love that lesson!
- Victafor19th August 2007
i luv this song sooo much i learned it cause its just the best
- xSK8ANx10th August 2007
great, just what I need to get my riffing going.. I´ve only been playing for a year and been consentrating on exercises, scales and theory.. so I´m way behind on the riffing part;)
ThanX for this amazing lesson site:)
Rock on!!
Kjetil - Kristofer Dahl28th June 2007
hehe! Yes the pop shield was my last desperate attempt to become a professional singer!
Smikey200628th June 2007Professional vocalists like Kris.. haha i love this one great facial expressions
Andrew Cockburn28th June 2007very funny, really like your solo, out of interest or maybe lack of i dont know by now, whats that thing in front of the mic for? distill your voice or something.
Bill
It a pop shield - prevents the mic from overloading on Ps and Ds etc - used by all professional vocalists- Granium28th June 2007
very funny, really like your solo, out of interest or maybe lack of i dont know by now, whats that thing in front of the mic for? distill your voice or something.
Bill 
guitardudenr126th June 2007NICE! i realy like this ! so much!! omg u freaking ROCK kris!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NICE
- zubeh13th June 2007
Great song, the singing was awesome and it took me awhile to realize that it was you. I love the guitar part and can't wait to attempt the song.
Great lesson!! - Kristofer Dahl5th June 2007
Tweets067:
I am very glad to hear that - keep practicing!
Kris - Tweets0675th June 2007
Funny..just too funny!
great now the song is in my head and i don't even have those things since i'm a gal. lol.
I love how it's all broke down.
I think i will be able to play it and amaze
my friends! 
Hemlok20th May 2007i was singing this song all day at work after i heard it the first time
its a really good song. thankya muchly- David Thompson7th May 2007
thats one of those songs that I couldn't even focus on the guitar as hard as I tried...
Kris, you're crazy. - Quickdraw6th May 2007
I didn't see you move your leg at all and you used a wah during the solo... howd u do that?
lefty0111th April 2007Thanks. I tend to do that too...feels better. I just wanted some input as to if I was doing it correctly. Thanks!
- Kristofer Dahl10th April 2007
betschart: I'd say awesome!!
was it?
lefty: I find it more comfortable, especially when standing! - lefty012nd April 2007
Hi. I wanna say you give great lesson..lol.
I see you use your index and pinky, when playing power chords. I see most others use the index and ring. Any reason for this? - betschart1st April 2007
LoL...digging the riff and the solo...Kris, what would you say if this was my first gig song?
- BalysLTU28th March 2007
THIS IS ******* AWESOME I love this lesson! Thanks so much Kris!
- Chooch14th March 2007
I love this song! Great job as usual, Kris.
- stevenq13th March 2007
That sucked.and the lyrics...Not respectable. Good guitar playing.
- stratman338th March 2007
funny lyrics lol
The Uncreator6th March 2007This song kicks ass, love the solo, learning it now
Great Job- Kristofer Dahl5th March 2007
SRV: Yes, coming up this week!
Stevie-Ray-Vaughn4th March 2007is there gonna be a lesson for the solo?
- Kristofer Dahl3rd March 2007
Haha thanks a lot - glad to hear that!
mattacuk3rd March 2007This is my faveiroute of all your work Kris, i listen to this one over and over!!! gotta love the facial expresions ;O)
- Kristofer Dahl26th February 2007
bricktop: No I haven't yet... perhaps you can post a youtube link in the analysis board so I can get an impression of them...?
bricktop26th February 2007Did you watch Spinal Tap recently or something?!!
- gardner25th February 2007
this riff also reminds me of the riffs in welcome to the jungle.. so its so great because i want to learn how to play that stuff
- Leon25th February 2007
Isn´t there a solo lesson for this song to? would love to be able to play that!
Odd125th February 2007
The riff and guitars really remind me of "Anything goes" by Guns n roses.
Check it out, mayby around 30 -40 sec. into the song- Kristofer Dahl24th February 2007
Codyrg: You may only practice in the woods where you can dig big holes....
- Codyrg24th February 2007
But, but...then how are we supposed to learn
I kid, I kid
Great Stuff! - Kristofer Dahl23rd February 2007
No polishing... it might have to do with the video editing...
Guys (and girls) don't try this at home!! 
Ikaros23rd February 2007My b***s hurt all of a sudden...
- The Dane22nd February 2007
Have you polished your guitar? It looks more shiny than usual...
adam130222nd February 2007nice song.
VinceG22nd February 2007Kris you should look up the band Alabama Thunderpussy because your vocals and guitar stuff sounds like them, its not a bad thing because your riffs and wah use sounds southern metal-esq. Great one.
- Ben C22nd February 2007
That is one awesome intro riff!
- radarlove198421st February 2007
Classic!
Those were the best lyrics I've heard since the days of Spinal Tap! 
Guitar Master12321st February 2007...AND HERE IT IS MY COLLECTION OF SINS!
DIG ME A HOLE...
Excellent!- Kristofer Dahl21st February 2007
I also want to add that I find it slightly annoying that our backing track player doesn't have a scrolling option. That is why we have hired a flash expert to do a costum video/audio player for gmc - with some neat and useful extra features...stay tuned!
- Kristofer Dahl21st February 2007
haha yes why not scare people a little - it's a bout time I show the REAL me...!
Drakett21st February 2007that is a cool song but the lyrics ...
Pavel21st February 2007Oh my God, Kris! What kind of lyrics are those??? hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing! You want to scare everyone at GMC??
Very good lesson!
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- My notes
This explicit song is going to show you one or two tricks..! Parts of it will be suitable for the absolute beginner - while the solo and the intro riff are a little trickier. If one were to categorise it in a specific genre, rock/punk-rock would be the appropriate one.
The whole song goes in A minor (perfect for A minor pentatonic jamming) - except for the choruses which are in E minor. If you use the song's backing for jamming - you get a perfect opportunity to practice switching between the E-minor and A-minor pentatonic scale.
Also, this lesson includes a true backing track paradise: You get the whole song without guitars, without lyrics, different speeds and whatnot. So if you feel like putting the guitar down and start yelling (like I did when recording it!) - you have the option to do so. Lyrics can be found below.
-> Looking for "Collection of Sins" Solo Lesson?
VERSE1:
I'm gonna dig me big big hole
To burry all my genitals
They made me look like a fat fat ***
I never ever trusted you don't piss me off again
Piss me off again x2
Burry all your genitals x2
VERSE2
And I'll stay young, never grow too old
To burry all my genitals
What people say don't affect at all
I couldn't care less what you n your ******* neighbourhood think about me
Think about me x2
Burry all you genitals x2
Chorus
AAAAhhhhhhggghhhh
And here it is my collection of sins
Dig me a hole
SOLO
VERSE 3
You thought it would be over
But I wont cease until i got your ass
And thousands of people
Can't make me hide my organs
Hide my organs x2
Bury all your genitals x2
Chorus
Dig me a hole - Burry all my genitals x2 Noooo!From this course:
Jump to start: Home or `s` , you can also click/tap the lesson part again (the numbers above player)
Go to next part: PageUP or End.
Volume: ArrowUp / ArrowDown keys
Go to any part: Number keys (combinations also possible)
Pause or play: `k` or space key
Fullscreen: `f`, esc to close
Increase / decrease speed : `+` or `-`
